Christmas Meet and Greet

December 23, 2001

Rere steps up to the microphone

"Welcome to our Holiday Meet and Greet!", Rere exclaims.

Rere smiles, "I'd like to start our night off with my story of the Twas the Night before Fed Christmas"

Rere exclaims, "This will be followed by a best drink and best costume contest for fabulous prizes!"

Rere clears her throat

Rere says:

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through out Fed
Not a creature was stirring, not even a grizzle bear;
The stockings were hung by the spaceship with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The space kids were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Whoosh! danced in their heads;
And mamma in her spacesuit, and I in my helmet
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

Rere snaps her fingers and snow gently begins to fall

When out on the landing pad there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I ported like a flash,
Tore open the window and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature space-sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old pilot, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than Pegasus his coursers they came,
"Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and 'VIXEN!
On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and 'BLITZEN!
To the top of the exchange! to the top of the 'bar!
Now teleport, teleport, teleport all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an twin-laser, mount to the sky,
So up to the ship's-top the coursers they flew,
With the space-sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

Rere wonders just who all those toys are for!

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.,
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his space 'boots
And his clothes were all tarnished with spices and 'rads;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a trader just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

"Toys from Dr. Fogg's?", asks Wolfyn.

Furless blushes

Rere nods!

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
"And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his space-sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all teleported like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he disappeared out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

Redspice applauds Rere....

Rere jingles the bells and wishes you all a very Merry Christmas!

Moonus applauds

"very good...", smiles Redspice.

Rere curtsies

Rasal claps and pours Rere a shot of Christmas Tequila.

Furless applauds :)

Rere thanks the Scoundrel, licks, slams and sucks in the finest vixen style!

Wolfyn cheers!!!

Furless shivers, Tekillya ... phewww thats how i got this way in the first place

Rere asks, "Anyone have any holiday poetry to share tonight?"

Rasal frowns and says, "Not I unfortunately."

Wolfyn can bark the jingle bells for you.

Rere laughs

Rere asks, "Is everyone ready for the best drink contest?"

Wolfyn says, "Urg."

"best holiday drink that is", Rere says.

Rasal smiles, "Uh uh uh."

Redspice volunteers as the taste tester...

Furless asks, "Wolfy, was you in the original barking soundtrack ?"

Rere pours you all some nice egg nog with a cinamon stick stirrer

"There's a cerebral point up for grabs for the best holiday drink", Rere says with a wink.

Rere passes out the cookies

Rere says, "Made them myself"

Redspice chuckles

Rere watches Red and wonders what she'll ask for!

Furless hopes he can afford a round

Snowstar grins at Moonie Claus.

Moonus asks, "ho ho ho Well, Redspice have you been a bad girl this year?"

Rere holds her hand over her mouth

Redspice shakes her head..."Nope!! I been a gooooooood girl...;)

"are you sure about that", says Moonus with a wink.

Snowstar shakes her head at Red, "Wrong answer!!!"

Rere hits the NICE TRY buzzer!

Redspice looks at Rere and Snow....Shhhhhhhhhhhh...

Rere giggles

Furless wonders how you distinguish good from bad when they can both mean the same thing ?

Redspice whispers to Santa..." I am always good;)

Rere thinks that's Santa's best kept secret ;)

Redspice says, "I make my bed...when I get out of it....altho that is rare..."

Snowstar whispers, "Santa has many secrets..."

Moonus says, "ho ho ho, well tell santa what he can bring you for christmas"

Rere asks, "Is anyone ready to serve the first drink?"

"You tuck your boxers away nicely too Red", Rere says.

Redspice nods...I keep all the boxers in their proper boxes...

Snowstar is working diligently at the bar on her concoction.

Rere grins at Snow

Moonus says, "you have them in one bay in your warehouse"

"and I dont play favorites...I steal all the boxers...", says Redspice.

Snowstar saves Furless' water as a chaser ;)

"It was special water of course .. last of the Theran Bottling Companys private reserve", says Furless.

Moonus drinks his glass of water as it is getting warm in here

Snowstar places out mugs to all the patrons, then returns to the bar to serve...

Snowstar has bought you a Holiday Muff! The hot spiced cider with a splash of rum and a peppermint stick comes tied with a bow, and is sure to please the naughty or nice!!

Rere sips Snow's drink and smiles

Wolfyn has bought you a drink of wassail, served in a special Christmas bowl decorated with tiny pictures of the Grinch's dog in a reindeer hat!

Snowstar stirs her drink with the candycane, giggling at how it melts away.

Furless pokes at the Grinches dog in the bowl

"Swims well, doesn't he?", asks Wolfyn.

Rere looks at Wolfyn's....dr...ummm....bowl and tries to figure out how to sip it without dribbling

Rasal has bought you a simple eggnog with just a splash of rum and topped with a sprinkle of cinammon. After all, the simple things in life are the best.!

"Use your tongue, silly!", exclaims Wolfyn.

Redspice whispers to Santa....

Furless says, "How does he handle the drying process tho, i mean when i had fur, dryin was such a .. errr embarrasing thing"

Rere tries the lapping thing and looks really silly!

Snowstar giggles and points at Rere.

Furless tries lapping and ends up almost drowning

Wolfyn licks the cinammon off the eggnog first.

Moonus has bought you a presant from Santa Moon, all wraped and tied with a bow, but don't open it untill Christmas day!

Furless says, "Now thats talent, licking the cinnamon ofa glass of eggnog"

Rere sips each drink judging them all

Rasal chuckles and sips his drinks.

Snowstar gulps the water.

Rere peeks through the paper

Redspice rushes over and drags Woflyn to Santas lap......

Furless whops his head on the ground as Red hauls his wolf pillow away ..

Redspice oops

Butterfly has bought you a rum and Eggnog

Rere smiles and sips

Rere smiles, "We'll keep that open for another 15 minutes or so"

"Is everyone ready with their costumes?", Rere asks.

Rasal winks and says, "About as ready as I'll ever be."

"Costumes too? I guess you get everyday holiday outfit", smiles Snowstar.

Wolfyn jumps from paw to paw to paw to paw.

"Outfit or Costume, whichever you rather...they'll be judges on originality and fun", Rere says.

Furless watches in amazement wondering how she coordinates all the paws moving in unison

Rere slides Sir a drink and some cookies

Sirglec ravages the cookies.

Wolfyn sweeps away the cookies. "Hey, it's my turn!"

Rere smiles, "We are in the midst of a best drink/best outfit/costume contest Sir! Feel free to join in!"

Rere sets a platter of cookies all of her own next to the pup

Furless munches on wolfies cookies

>ex redspice
a red silk gown slit to the hip, showing lucious amounts of leg, hugs her like a lovers hand, a sprig of mistletoe in her red hair she smiles...

>ex wolfyn
Tangled in light strings and smeared with plum pudding, you think Wolfyn has had a Christmas accident. But are those knots and Sir's handcuffs as well?

>ex moonus
In a Santa hat, jacket, boots & red silk boxers with Horny Elves on them, waiting for all the bad girls to sit on his lap and tell him what they want

>ex furless
Carrying a big bear rug and a wolf shaped pillow, you wonder why he would also need spurs and a cowboy hat?

>ex rasal
Dressed like a laid-back Santa. Red boxers with reindeer, red hat and a thick white beard.

"Hand's off da boxers.", says Rasal with a wink.

>ex sirglec
You see an Officer of the Law in crisp, dress blues.

Rere thinks Sir needs some tinsel!

Sirglec winks and says, "Make it gold."

Redspice quickly tackles Rasal,..tossing him to the ground, ..tickling him with her feather, while quickly and professionally stealing his boxers..., then laughing..Merry Christmas to me...heehee..

Rere laughs

Wolfyn chuckles.

Sirglec chuckles.

"lots of boxers around here....oh boy...I am getting christmas presents early!!!", exclaims Redspice.

Sirglec exclaims, "hehehehehe.... Mine are on Wolfy's ship!"

Rere winks and says, "Santa knows how to deliver!"

Snowstar smiles, "Everyday is Christmas for you, Red"

Wolfyn says, "And still unwashed, Sir."

Rere thinks that's too much info!

Redspice laughs

"ummmmmm...your right...", smiles Redspice.

Rere asks, "I'd love to hear your best holiday memories...anyone?"

"everytime I steal a pair of boxers...its like christmas...", says Redspice.

Redspice chuckles

Rere points Rasal to Red's mistletoe

Wolfyn has given Redspice a sloppy tickle!

Furless says, "Holiday memories ... hmmm getting snowed in in Chicago ..."

Wolfyn smiles.

Furless says, "us furless folks from Florida dont know how to deal with that well"

Rere giggles

Redspice chuckles...

Snowstar nods at Furless somberly.

"Course was fun being there, the drive back is what was painful", smiles Furless.

Redspice thinks the most interesting is the one she doesnt remember....

Redspice chuckles

Rere pours some more egg nog

Wolfyn asks, "You didn't swim across the ice?"

Snowstar got snowed in in Chicago one New Years coming from San Francisco...ended up getting a flight, but played hookie from work for 3 days anyhow :)

Rere asks, "Ice swimming?"

"Snow you devil!", Rere exclaims.

Furless says, "Well, swimming implies liquid state of water ... that and private parts are on the underside .. thus frostbite ..."

Furless shivers

Snowstar giggles at Rere.

Rere thinks again...tdmi

Sirglec has given you a sloppy tickle!

Rere giggles

Rere smiles, "I'd have to say my best Christmas memory was last year...my little wanted a particular doggie toy so badly...when she got up, first thing she asked if there was a dog house under the tree"

"hehe a Snoopy Christmas!", exclaims Snowstar.

Rere giggles and nods

"And was there?", asks Wolfyn.

Rere exclaims, "Of course! Santa never lets anyone down!"

Wolfyn has given Rere a passionate tickle!

Rere giggles and thinks she should have saved that box for you ;)

Furless didnt have a dawg house under his tree

Wolfyn calls the moving service. "To Furless's house!"

Furless wonders if he hasta go get a tree tho ?

>ex butterfly
a beautiful Monarch Butterfly with her 8 ft wings strung in lights , there is a Santa cap upon her head and a golden V-lined Dress.

>ex ford
You see Ford wearing nothing because Redspice stole his boxers.

Rere laughs at Ford

Furless grimaces at the taste explosion of combining beer and egg products

Snowstar grins.

"This is last call for Drink contest...although that doesn't mean the drinking stops", Rere says with a wink.

Furless wonders if his poor mans water was included

Rere nods to Furless

Ford says, "I'll never contest a drink."

Rere ponders and sips all the drinks again

Moonus has bought you a presant from Santa Moon, all wraped and tied with a bow, but don't open it untill Christmas day!

Butterfly Butterfly pours a little everclear in the eggnog

"Ohhh, double spiked!", exclaims Wolfyn.

Rere drinks to excess and no more ;)

Rere snaps her fingers and the drum roll starts

Ford dodges the rolling drum.

Rere smiles, "And the winner is.... Snowstar! Snow, if you'd please serve another round! Congrats!"

Sirglec has bought you a multi-layered concoction. The first layer is red, second is green, third is gold, fourth is silver and last is Whippy borrowed from the Hostess.!

Snowstar gasps!

Snowstar has bought you a Holiday Muff! The hot spiced cider with a splash of rum and a peppermint stick comes tied with a bow, and is sure to please the naughty or nice!!

Furless chews on the peppermint stick :)

Snowstar slips Rere that extra peppermint stick!

>ex heatherjn
A loose-fitting robe of deep blue covers her body. Her eyes are reflective, giving away nothing of what is going on behind them.

"Last call for Holiday Costume", Rere smiles.

>ex wolfyn
Tangled in light strings and smeared with plum pudding, you think Wolfyn has had a Christmas accident. But are those knots and Sir's handcuffs as well?

>ex moonus
In a Santa hat, jacket, boots & red silk boxers with Horny Elves on them, waiting for all the bad girls to sit on his lap and tell him what they want

>ex furless
Carrying a big bear rug and a wolf shaped pillow, you wonder why he would also need spurs and a cowboy hat?

>ex rasal
Dressed like a laid-back Santa. Red boxers with reindeer, red hat and a thick white beard.

>ex snowstar
Dolled up in a short lil red skirt hemmed with white fur and a white fur bikini top. A Santa hat adorns her head with black ankle boots on her feet.

>ex butterfly
a beautiful Monarch Butterfly with her 8 ft wings strung in lights , there is a Santa cap upon her head and a golden V-lined Dress.

>ex ford
You see Ford wearing nothing because Redspice stole his boxers.

>ex heatherjn
A loose-fitting robe of deep blue covers her body. Her eyes are reflective, giving away nothing of what is going on behind them.

Snowstar lets Rere touch her hem, pointing out that its the fur of the rare albino w00kie.

Rere taps for the drum to start rolling again

Rere says, "And the winner of a Fed T-shirt is....."

Wolfyn gooses the drummer to get him started.

"Butterfly! Congrats! :) Merry Christmas!", Rere smiles.

Wolfyn cheers!

Snowstar applauds for Butterfly!

Butterfly Jumps up and down

Moonus applauds

Heatherjn grins. "Good job." :)

Rere smiles, "I don't think I've ever seen a Butterly with Christmas lights before!"

"thank you so very much", says Butterfly.

"Maybe I should have taken the boxers off?", says Rasal with a wink.

Rere grins to the scoundrel

Furless wonders how ya get the sleeves of the dress over the wings, or do ya hafta put em on in cattepillar state ?

"I'd like to thank everyone for coming tonight and wish you all a very Merry Christmas!", Rere smiles.

"Rere thanks for hosting this wonderful thingie...have a Merry Christmas everyone!", exclaims Snowstar.

"Yes, Merry Christmas ... everyone.", smiles Heatherjn.

"I can't belive it. What a wonderful Christmas present!!!!!!", exclaims Butterfly.

Wolfyn grins.

Rere smiles

Butterfly licks her pepperment stick