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FED
MEET AND GREET with FRENCHIE, INDUSTRIALIST of CABARET |
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FED
MEET AND GREET with FRENCHIE, INDUSTRIALIST of CABARET |
Madonnaboi asks, "who's lap do i get to sit on?" Wolfyn whispers to Galin, and you hear a whine that sounds like, "It's MY turn!" Madonnaboi looks all cute like Galinfenner looks at WOlfyn Wolfyn puts the puppy-dog eyes on Galinfenner. Galinfenner winks and says, "mmm.. well, if you promise to do it right this time" Wolfyn whimpers. Wolfyn dances from paw to paw to paw to paw. Wolfyn whispers again to Galinfenner. "But, we have no guest." "damn no guest ?", asks Ibunyc. Galinfenner points at Frenchie "She's not here.", says Wolfyn. "Sure we do. She's right over there", says Galinfenner. Jazir chuckles Neka giggles Wolfyn asks, "Where? Where?" Galinfenner says, "dang.. she was here." Ibunyc says, "ill be the guest if you want" Ibunyc dances Galinfenner taps his foot "i would do it, but i did it last week", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi laughs Wolfyn whispers to Galinfenner again and has him stand up. "Stand, Galin. Stand.", says Wolfyn. Galinfenner stands up "Why?", asks Galinfenner. Sirglec adjusts the spot lamp. Wolfyn carefully takes the duct tape and fastens Galin's kilt to his legs. Wolfyn winds the tape around and around his knees. Galinfenner moves to the back near the camera man Galinfenner trips and takes Wolfyn to the floor Wolfyn says, "That's just in case. I know these French women." Bang - bang - bang go the tls! Frenchie has just arrived. Wolfyn pats Galins kilt. Frenchie does a quick step. Wolfyn exclaims, "Frenchie!" Frenchie says, "ta da" Wolfyn takes the microphone from Galinfenner and hops up to the stage. Frenchie looks for where she should sit Frenchie points to the stool "There?", asks Frenchie. Wolfyn exclaims, "Ladies and Gentlemen and Madonnaboi......!" Rasal snaps his fingers and vacates the stool for Frenchie. Wolfyn exclaims, "Welcome to tonight's edition of Fed Meet and Greet! Tonight our guest is.... Frenchie!" Frenchie sits dainily on the stool Wolfyn points to the stool beside her and motions Frenchie to come up. Frenchie sits daintily too Frenchie Frenchie crosses her legs, showing a lot of leg, flashes a bright smile at the men, and buffs her nails. Wolfyn covers Sirglec's eyes. Brithbigguy whistles Madonnaboi covers his eyes Galinfenner smirks "Ooo... la... la...", says Rasal. Madonnaboi says, "my eyes, my virgin eyes" Sirglec tries to peek between the fingers. Wolfyn frowns and says, "Frenchie." Frenchie gets very serious and stares into Wolfyn's eyes. "yes? Wolfyn says, "Frenchie, Galin has agreed to let me start off tonight's meet and greet." Frenchie smiles. Frenchie says, "That's cool" "I have that one question that's on everyone's mind right now....", says Wolfyn. Wolfyn says, "And we all want to know...." Frenchie wiggles a bit Wolfyn frowns at all the men. Wolfyn asks, "Do you shave your legs?" Madonnaboi laughs Galinfenner chuckles Sirglec chuckles. Galinfenner says, "I'll tell you inna second" Frenchie stretches a slim shapely leg out Frenchie smiles, "But of course Madame" Galinfenner reaches the stage and takes the mike while touching Frenchie's leg "mmm.. very smooth", says Galinfenner. Wolfyn looks at her paws. "Darn." Frenchie flashes Galin a bright smile Galinfenner grins and sits back on his stool "So was that move Galin.", says Rasal with a wink. Wolfyn sits by SirGlec, covering his eyes and his ears. "So, Frenchie, welcome to Meet and Greet.", says Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "Thank you Monsieur" Frenchie waves to the crowd "Bonsoir everybody" "I first like to ask our guest, how they came to be in Federation? How did you find the game?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "I didn't" Frenchie frowns a bit "You didn't? But how did you get here?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "I was born here in the middle of the night during the dark of the moon I believe" "Hmmm.", says Wolfyn. "I was intended to be a temporary hauling droid to satisfy someone's hauling requirements", says Frenchie. "I was rescued however", says Frenchie. Dracmorair chuckles Wolfyn wonders if that's really what she was supposed to satisfy. "I see. so you are a natural born citizen then.", says Galinfenner. Wyldcat chuckles Frenchie wiggles her eyebrows at Wolfyn Frenchie nods solemnly Wolfyn gets flustered. "I was told you are an alt. DO you find that to be ok?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "If anyone was born to this realm it was I" Frenchie says, "Well it has its advantages. No one expects much of an alt" Galinfenner asks, "You like not having expectations?" "I spent the first two months of my life here chained to Esperanza's bar...running alloys, cereals, and soya facs", says Frenchie. Frenchie asks, "What expectations could I have?" Wolfyn mutters to Rasal, "Look at the part of her that talks, Ras." "RUnning commods while chained to a bar. Was it a long chain or a small bar?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "The facs required little maintenance" Frenchie says, "I tended bar....filed away at the chain.." Frenchie holds up her worn down to the nub nail file "So you finally escaped Esperanza's bar? By filing the chain?", asks Galinfenner. "No....", says Frenchie. Frenchie smiles a smug little smile Frenchie says, "She dd'd" Frenchie smiles, "The bar went away" Madonnaboi remembers that Galinfenner asks, "ahhh... That must have been a little disconcerting at first wasn't it?" "Disconcerting?", asks Frenchie. Rasal continues to stare where his eyes may fall. Frenchie sighs and pretends to be disconcerted Jazir chuckles "Were you flustered when you saw the bar disappear?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "No, it was my great opportunity" Galinfenner asks, "What did you do?" "You see, by the time she returned, I had a following of sorts", says Frenchie. Frenchie says, "Allies" "companions", says Frenchie. Galinfenner chuckles Frenchie says, "She was forced to allow me to go out on my own" Wolfyn has another word for them. Galinfenner asks, "I see. Did they keep their tongues from hitting the floor?" Frenchie glances sideways at Wolfyn Sirglec mumbles, "Consorts" Frenchie shrugs Galinfenner smirks Wolfyn mumbles, "Paramour." Frenchie says, "Well...." Galinfenner clears his throat Frenchie smiles, "I do enjoy the gentlemen" Galinfenner asks, "seperately or all together?" Frenchie takes them as they..... Wolfyn readies the censor bleep. Frenchie chooses her words carefully here Galinfenner chuckles "present themselves", says Frenchie. Frenchie coughs for no apparent reason Dracmorair raises eyebrows and gives a humourous smirk "Very good.", says Galinfenner. Brithbigguy says, "good save" "What do you most like about Fed?", asks Galinfenner. Sirglec chuckles. Frenchie says, "Oh my what do I like most about Fed...." "Well I like the challenge, the adventure, the excitement, the mission....okay it's the men", says Frenchie. Wolfyn prematurely bleeps. Madonnaboi laughs "The adventure, excitement and mission aren't fun?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie recrosses her legs and inspects a nail for a possible chip Frenchie says, "The men are the adventure, the excitement, the mission...." Galinfenner concentrates on maintaining eye contact Frenchie is nonchalant Galinfenner says, "I see." Wyldcat chuckles Frenchie gazes deeply into Galin's eyes Wolfyn points to Frenchie's chin. "Look right there." Sirglec follows Galin's eyes. "And they aren't looking into the eyes!" Wolfyn grumbles at Sir. "And of all those 'adventures' is there one special one by any chance?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "Oh well....no one special at the moment.....there is so much time....and so many men" Frenchie tosses a hand dismissively Nyx snickers. Frenchie asks, "How can one choose?" Galinfenner asks, "Has there ever been one special person?" Wolfyn asks, "Or can you give us the top finishers?" Frenchie says, "No Monsieur, not for me" Frenchie sighs most piteously Galinfenner chuckles Wolfyn wants to know who she is interested in. Frenchie has her eye on some "You want names?", asks Frenchie. "Really? Yes please.", says Galinfenner. Moria smiles, "Galin is mine, no touching" Frenchie asks, "You mean besides you Monsieur?" Galinfenner winks at Moria Frenchie winks at Galin Wolfyn prepares to whack SirGlec. "Well, I'm sure there must be someone else.", says Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "Well goodness" Galinfenner watches the gears turn Frenchie says, "There are Monsieurs Gangleri, Ddking, Sodoc, Jazir, Ansel, Bri, Dracmo......" Wolfyn gasps. Frenchie pauses and pencils Mb back on the list since he asked her to marry him.... "And....", says Frenchie. Madonnaboi grins Gangleri blinks, not remembering ever having a time with Frenchie, and pretty certain he would remember such an instance "and?", asks Galinfenner. "And Ibu and Wyldcat and Rc and Rasal....", says Frenchie. Galinfenner chuckles Frenchie gets a little dreamy eyed here.... Frenchie says, "and...." "who doesn't love ibu", says Madonnaboi. Wolfyn blinks and tries to keep count. Galinfenner asks, "So basically every man you see then?" Frenchie ruffles through her little red book Madonnaboi laughs "Oh no certainly not", says Frenchie. "little?", asks Madonnaboi. "Anything with a temperature?", asks Moria. "I am very discriminating", says Frenchie. Wolfyn says, "It must move." "that thing is bigger than the newbod guide", says Madonnaboi. Galinfenner asks, "Who do you discriminate against?" Moria says, "I better go hide the zlitherworm" Frenchie takes the fifth on that one Galinfenner clears his throat "Perhaps we should move one", says Galinfenner. Sirglec moves. Wolfyn narrows her eyes at Sirglec and raises her brows. "You have been mentioned in some of the fighting events. How did you get into those?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie flashes SirGlec a brilliant smile "I'm not entirely sure about that", says Frenchie. Wolfyn smiles, showing an impressive set of unbrushed fangs. Frenchie says, "But I watched some of the events when I was old enough to spy" Madonnaboi hands wolfyn a toothbrush Galinfenner nods Frenchie says, "And eventually asked Monsieur Rasal to give me some fighting lessons" "He did", says Frenchie. Aorek hands Wolfyn a sander. Frenchie says, "And I finally worked up courage to enter an event" "I bet you are good in a fighting ship", says Galinfenner with a wink. Frenchie says, "I did very poorly....but I am improving" Frenchie sighs and gets all dreamy eyed again Galinfenner asks, "What are you thinking of Frenchie?" "I just love the smell of jet fuel....fear.....testosterone....", says Frenchie. Wolfyn wonders if she flashes a little leg during her battles. Galinfenner chuckles Frenchie leans forward and whispers to Galin, "It's a great way to meet guys" "ahhh... now the truth comes out", says Galinfenner. Wolfyn asks, "And get them quickly undressed?" "What do you think about events in general? Do you participate a lot?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie high fives Wolfyn Frenchie smiles, "Bingo" Wolfyn does a high four and a dewclaw. "The only events I participate in are the fighting events.", says Frenchie. "nothing is sexier than a hospital gown", says Nyx. Wyldcat chuckles Frenchie says, "My creator does do the cerebral things but, I simply have no interest" Madonnaboi was put in a gown by Frenchie earlier tonight Galinfenner asks, "Would you recommend events to the rest of Fed?" Frenchie says, "I have done a few exploring events...much more dangerous than fighting I might add" Frenchie got run over by Fancy's bus four times in one night. Wolfyn coughs. "You sure it was his bus over you?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie remembers to add Fancy to the list Frenchie says, "But in all honesty, the fighting events are great" Ibunyc coughs too "Everybody is very nice....", says Frenchie. Ibunyc smiles "until they had us the missiles", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi grins demonically "If I show a little leg, I manage to get a few more shots in", says Frenchie. "Is there a cold going around? Everyone seems to be having a coughing problem...", says Nyx. Frenchie pulls a tiny bottle out of her purse and spritzes it around "the leg has no affect on me ::grins::", says Madonnaboi. Wolfyn sneezes. Madonnaboi hands wolfyn a hanky Frenchie notes the proposal of marriage and smiles smugly Dracmorair winks and says, "Ya legs are in short order there a dime a dozen" Galinfenner says, "I kinda like the effect" "I would recommend everybody try the fighting events", says Frenchie. Galinfenner doesn't drool Wyldcat dosen't fight "Many would find that they are sporting events and not violent at all...unless you die of course", says Frenchie. Nyx is a lover, not a fighter. "That's nice. now for a hard question.", says Galinfenner. Frenchie listens intently Galinfenner asks, "What is your most embarrassing moment?" Frenchie stares far off into the corner for a minute Frenchie says, "There is so little that embarasses me...." Frenchie says, "oh there was one though" Wyldcat tries to picture frenchie embarresed Frenchie blows Wyldcat a kiss Redspice looks into the corner to see what is hiding there "too tough to do.", smiles Wyldcat. Frenchie says, "I was writing planet descriptions for my planet, Cabaret" Galinfenner nods Frenchie says, "And Cabaret is very French....you know....VERY French" "I see", says Galinfenner. "A little risque, a little naughty, a little sexy", says Frenchie. "French.", says Galinfenner. Madonnaboi goes to the Moulin Rouge and does the can-can Wyldcat makes a mental note to explore cabaret "And I had shown a friend one of the newly completed locations....that has a rather voluptuous storekeep in it", says Frenchie. Frenchie says, "And the friend thought she wasn't voluptuous enough" Galinfenner nods Frenchie asks, "So in fun, I wrote a second description putting more...how do you say...oomph....into it?" Frenchie whispers to Galin, "it would not have passed the censors Galinfenner chuckles "Meanwhile another friend...a very straight laced,proper friend, tbed me", says Frenchie. Galinfenner watches Frenchie's bosom Galinfenner says, "say oomph again" Galinfenner grins Wolfyn points to Frenchie's chin again. "I can already copied the fake sexy location", says Frenchie. Galinfenner frowns at Wolfyn but complies Frenchie says, "had already copied I mean" Redspice laughs "but missent the tb....didn't enter it right and it didn't go", says Frenchie. "So copied it again to resend it", says Frenchie. "I thought", says Frenchie. Jazir exclaims, "Uh oh!" Frenchie says, "I copied and sent the location description" Frenchie sighs Jazir chuckles "He left Fed shortly after that", says Frenchie. Wolfyn says, "Oh my." Frenchie says, "He says he would have anyway" "But I'll always wonder", says Frenchie. Galinfenner scratches his head "Of course I shortly after got three propositions and a marriage proposal", says Frenchie. Frenchie is spied a lot Wolfyn is still looking for the proposal she noted? Frenchie grins "especially since they loaded up them beams with xray equipment.", says Nyx. Madonnaboi wonders who did all the proposing Wyldcat proposes.... we have another round. :) Wyldcat has bought you a drink! Frenchie smiles Galinfenner says, "That sounds a bit embarrassing. You must feel a little guilty about chasing your friend out of Fed." Frenchie nods Redspice chuckles and takes the drink... "He swears it wasn't me", says Frenchie. "But I do wonder", says Frenchie. Wyldcat grins Galinfenner nods Frenchie recrosses her legs and buffs her nails waiting for the next question. "What are your plans for the future?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie frowns "I don't know. It is very difficult being an alt", says Frenchie. Frenchie says, "The night I came to Fed I was accused of being six different people" Frenchie smiles, "And many still wonder" Galinfenner chuckles "But our destiny is rarely ours to decide", says Frenchie. Galinfenner says, "What would you like your destiny to decide for you/" Frenchie says, "I may start an alts union" "Get us more benefits", says Frenchie. "such as?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "level the playing field" Frenchie says, "Well for instance I rarely get to go to parties....I'm the one designated to sit on planets havint TTTT parties" Galinfenner asks, "But TTTTs are parties aren't they?" Frenchie frowns and says, "Not when I get there" Wyldcat has given Frenchie a hot hug! Galinfenner asks, "I see, You are not the life of the party?" "All the partying is done....everyone has gone to sleep for the night", says Frenchie. "ahh", says Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "That is the lot of all us alts" "I'd think that's when you'd be in your element.", says Wolfyn. Galinfenner was thinking that Frenchie glances at Wolfyn Wolfyn whistles. Frenchie says, "They gotta be breathing for even ME to do anything with them" Galinfenner chuckles Wolfyn says, "Not a requirement for me." Frenchie giggles Aorek snorts Sirglec glares at Wolfyn. Rasal breathes in, breathes in, breathes out. Wolfyn coughs and covers that up. Redspice laughs Frenchie blows Rasal a kiss Galinfenner asks, "Would you charge to join your union?" Frenchie says, "Oh no...well maybe a little" Redspice thinks the voluptuous storekeep got there before she did... Frenchie says, "But think about it...." "it's usually the alts that are put in mindless macro hauling ships all night", says Frenchie. Galinfenner nods Frenchie says, "Sit silently on planets" Frenchie says, "We rarely are allowed to even speak, much less party" Sirglec leers at Frenchie. Wolfyn goes balistic. Wyldcat chuckles Madonnaboi falls over laughing Sirglec ouches. Rchubb waits for the alts to go up in arms Galinfenner hands Sir some bandaids Frenchie asks, "But you know what?" "What?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie says, "There are more of us than there are of them" Frenchie smiles wickedly Gangleri thinks this sounds much like Jerden's suicide guild Wolfyn shudders. "there's a flying cow outside?", asks Aorek. Frenchie says, "Once organized......" Wyldcat chuckles "So anyway, that may be my final destiny", says Frenchie. Galinfenner asks, "So you are saying Alts should take over?" Frenchie asks, "Well why not?" Gangleri wonders how the other alts will do anything, if they're all at dead parties and mindless hauling macros Frenchie says, "We are the most maligned, most mistreated, most underpaid and overworked of all of Federation beings" "Well, there aer the workthingies", says Galinfenner. Jazir laughs "my alt shot me out of orbit", says Jamel. Galinfenner chuckles Jazir winks and says, "minimum wage for those tho, Galin" Frenchie smiles sweetly at Jamel. "See? It has started. "I mean you just try to promote with cereals facs and see how far YOU get", says Frenchie. "Only an alt has to put up with things like that", says Frenchie. Ready to join the Alt Union, Menotknow has just arrived. "i cut off his funds after he shot me down", says Jamel. Wolfyn says, "Oh no. Another one." "I think we may have started something.", says Galinfenner. "Does anyone in the audience have a question?", asks Galinfenner. Frenchie mutters something under her breath about never underestimating the power of a woman with a cereals fac "I do...", says Rchubb. Wyldcat chuckles Rchubb grins sign me up Frenchie, Celinedion has just arrived. Frenchie blows celine a kiss Celinedion winks at Frenchie Menotknow holds up up a sign that says Alt Union. Galinfenner asks, "Yes Rchubb?" "oh no you don't", says Madonnaboi. Madonnaboi ties Celine back down "i don't think so", says Madonnaboi. "When shall we expect a revolte? Would like to have a bunker built before then", says Rchubb with a wink. Sirglec chuckles. Galinfenner grins Rchubb ain't no fool The Dread Swine Nasalhog has just arrived. Celinedion spits in MadonnaBoi's face Nasalhog SNORTS. Menotknow gives a sign to both Nasalhog and Kyushusan. Galinfenner laughs Frenchie hugs Nasalhog Rchubb says, "It's already starting" "apparently sometime soon Rchubb", says Galinfenner. Galinfenner nods Rchubb shudders "Anyone else have a question?", asks Galinfenner. Celinedion chants for Frenchie Frenchie stands and shakes a defiant fist in the air Celinedion raises hand Menotknow cheers Frenchie. Frenchie exclaims, "We shall overcome!" "yes why do you wear walmart greeter outfits ?", asks Jamel. Rchubb thinks it's time to "prepare" Rasal is overcome by the scent of alts. Jazir starts sharpening the weaponry Frenchie does a little pirouette for Jamel. "Walmart? Galinfenner laughs Madonnaboi growls at the alts Rchubb laughs Madonnaboi pets his TLs Jamel says, "the blue smocks" Fortun stands with frenchie Frenchie looks down at herself Celinedion joins fortun and frenchie "Ill just hide in my office.", says Nyx. The Great Tempter Nyx has just vanished. "lead us on master", says Celinedion. Rchubb says, "To dangerous for me now" Kyushusan humbly requests hand of Frenchie-san in marriage. "ok left it home tonight", says Jamel. Frenchie sits back down, crosses her legs, and buffs her nails Galinfenner says, "OK... well, I think it's time to wrap this one up." Frenchie smiles at Galin Madonnaboi says, "death to the alts" "Before we all die in an alt riot", says Jazir with a wink. Sirglec closes examines Frenchie's skirt. "I want to thank you all for coming tonight. I hope you will join us next week (if ther eis a next week!)", says Galinfenner. "You wrap her up and I'll take her home.", smiles Rasal. Frenchie announces an alts meeting in the hotel immediately following the M&G Wolfyn goes balistic. Gangleri asks, "Who's next week?" "Thank you all for coming", says Frenchie. Galinfenner says, "Next week our guest will be Raphael" Frenchie flashes a bright smile at everybody A stuffed manequin resembling Raphael has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Jazir applauds Frenchie "Thanks everyone!", exclaims Galinfenner. Sirglec applauds Frenchie! Wolfyn exclaims, "And he's a week early tonight!" Nyx says, "Frenchie if you keep buffing those nails the shine off them is going to blind us all." Gangleri applauds for Frenchie Wolfyn applauds Frenchie and hopes she gets off that stool soon. Nyx asks, "How are we supposed to stare at you luridly if we're blind?" |
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