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FED
MEET AND GREET with JORDY, BARONESS of SUNSHINE |
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FED
MEET AND GREET with JORDY, BARONESS of SUNSHINE |
Jordy eeeps at the camera Jordy exclaims, "No flash photography, Angel!" Myangel hides her camera again.. Sirglec turns on the spotlight and points it directly at Jordy! "Ok, where do I go make a fool of myself?", smiles Jordy. "Anywhere you are, Jordy.", smiles Wolfyn. Wolfyn ducks. Jordy shrugs and hops onto Rasal's lap Jordy smiles, "I'm as ready as I'll ever be" Chiefsgirl stands and clears her throat Sirglec exclaims, "Lies!!! It's all lies!!!" Chiefsgirl says, "Good evening and welcome to tonight's Meet & Greet" "I'm pleased tonight to introduce our guest... Jordy, Baroness of Sunshine", says Chiefsgirl. Sallyanne grins at Jordy. Jordy acks! Jordy is feeling sick all of a sudden "Jordy will tell us a bit about herself and you all can ask questions", smiles Chiefsgirl. Chiefsgirl plops down on her barstool and applauds wildly "Well, I don't really have much to tell... memory's not as good", says Jordy with a wink. Jordy says, "If I remember correctly, my thrn rl hubby told me about some AOL game he came across one night, called Federation" Jordy says, "I called him a "Silly child" for playing a text based game online, but he urged me to give it a try" Rere giggles Chiefsgirl wonders how much he now regrets that Sirglec cheers the then rl hubby. "That was back in March of '96 I think... and I gave up one night and gave it a try just to get him off my back.. and well, needless to say, I fell in lobe with that stupid text game", says Jordy with a wink. "lobe=love", says Jordy. Jordy winks and says, "I can't spell, anyone who knows me can couch for that" "vouch too", says Jordy. Jordy kicks the typomonster "Ummm, let's see what else I remember", says Jordy. "Ah yes...", smiles Jordy. Jordy says, "I remember hauling my butt of for the first week, and I went to this place called Cantina's... and someone asked me if I needed financial aid to pay off my loan" "I of course said yes instantly, and this person, whose name I forget, told me to go on 5 and ask for some money", says Jordy. "and that was when I met the man who would change my whole fed life", smiles Jordy. "Smokngnr", says Jordy. "I was told to find him on his planet and he'd pay off my loan", says Jordy. Rere asks, "Hide and seek?" Jordy says, "Well, to make a very long story short, I found him eventually, after a couple days... and after I found out I couldn't leave sol then... and he refused to pay up" Jordy says, "He thought I was male ::giggles::" Jordy smiles, "I don't know why he wouldn't pay up if I was male, but that's just Smok I guess" Jordy says, "To make an even longer story shorter, I got stalked, I dd'ed, I came back, got stalked again, dd'ed again, met a special person, fell in fed love, fed married, and left Fed about a year later" "I think that kinda sums it up, since I can't remember much else about my life", says Jordy. Rere laughs! Redspice chuckles.. Jordy looks at CG "Can I go now?" Rere exclaims, "Who was who? Tell!" "no!", exclaims Chiefsgirl. Redspice smiles... Insomnius chuckles Chiefsgirl ties Jordy down Sallyanne giggles at Jordy. Jordy giggles Rere pokes Jordy "You're leaving out all the interesting bits", says Chiefsgirl. Sirglec adds cuffs to make Jordy stay put. Jordy winks and says, "I like being tied down to Ras" Redspice hands Jordy a margarita...nice and cold... "She's almost ready for the spit Cg", says Rere with a wink. Chiefsgirl says, "Tell us who you loved and married" Jordy says, "oh, some guy" Chiefsgirl grins Rere sparks up the fire Redspice says, "yeah, ...its always ""some guy""..." Redspice chuckles "ok, ok... first fed love.. was JedixWing2", says Jordy. Ruff says, "Jediwing...I think he hauled for me.." Chiefsgirl asks, "Why did you leave for a year and then come back?" Jordy winks and says, "he hauled for me too, Ruff" Ruff smiles. Myangel winks and says, "i think ruff meant commods tho" Ruff laughs. Sirglec chuckles. Jordy says, "Oh personal probs, CG... then I kind of came back and forth" Chiefsgirl nods Jordy smiles, "So did I, Angel!" Myangel giggles "Oh, I'm supposed to mention some names", says Jordy. Jordy finds her list Jordy says, "Xyli, Xyli, Xyli, Xyli...hey wait a sec" "she only added her name", says Jordy. Chiefsgirl giggles Sallyanne grins. Jordy mumbles something about little sisters Redspice chuckles... Jordy asks, "Any questions? Or can i go now?" "Who stalked you?", asks Insomnius. Jordy says, "errr" "i'm sure that's a memory best forgotten", says Chiefsgirl. "Jordy, tell us about your romance with Rasal", says Chiefsgirl. Sirglec sits up. Jordy exclaims, "I have a romance with Rasal?!" Chiefsgirl reminds you that you just admitted the enjoyment of being tied down to him Jordy blushes "Hmmm... well, let's see", says Jordy. Jordy says, "I first met Ras when I came back to Fed, back in '98 I think... when Fed was free before it went pay-per-month" Jordy smiles, "I invited him over to some hot tub, he dropped the soap and the rest, like they say, is history" Jordy has given Rasal a passionate kiss! "We were just friends for along..err.. a_long time before.. he actually became a very distant cousin of mine", smiles Jordy. Jordy says, "before we wed, I think he was my 90456th cousin, 1238984087 times removed" "oh Jordy so you are keeping it in the family", says Jeblt with a wink. Wolfyn chuckles. "As much as I can, Jeb", says Jordy with a wink. "as Kit used to tell the family... "Incest is best in the family"", says Jordy. "Are there any plans for children?", asks Chiefsgirl. Jordy smiles, "And our family tree doesn't fork much" Sirglec wonders if Jordy and Ras are from Arkansas.... Redspice chuckles.. "I dunno, I've had only one fed child... don't know if I want any more yet", says Jordy. Ruff asks, "Jordy..during AOLFed was your name Jordan?" Jordy says, "Ras is my :;counts fingers:: 5th marriage, so he will defintely be a keeper, since 5 is the lucky charm" "no it was not, Ruff", smiles Jordy. Ruff smiles. "Thanks." "Np", smiles Jordy. Jordy feels flames behind her and the sound of poking sticks Jordy asks, "No more questions right?" "Ummm... 5th? Name the other ones Jordy!", exclaims Sirglec. Redspice flips the AC unit on... Jeblt winks and says, "Red is it not a little cold for the ac?" "name them all, Sir?", asks Jordy. Sirglec says, "Yep..." Jordy says, "oh geeze, let's see" "well, first one I told you, was JedixWing2", says Jordy. Sirglec knew that one. Jordy wipes the sweat from her forehead Jordy says, "2nd marriage... that one is a little hard to explain, so we'll skip that one" Jordy says, "same goes for the 3rd, coincides with the 2nd" "Nope!", exclaims Sirglec. Ruff blinks. "Come on now... tell all!", exclaims Sirglec. Jordy smiles, "4th was to Machina, and 5th is Rasal" Wolfyn rewinds the video. "We missed something." "Ok, ok", says Jordy. Jazir grins Jordy says, "Well, I woke up one day being married to Annavia and Unomee... I foudn out later that I was rally drunk the night before" Sirglec chuckles. Rere coughs...Drunk? Jordy says, "and one of my fed sisters, Charade, took my place at the alter and said the vows for me" Redspice chuckles... Sirglec wondered where Uno kept getting Wifey! "ah I think I remember seeing that", says Jeblt. "was awhile ago.....", says Jeblt. "So, I woke up to two wifeys and a day later, Anna surprises me and uno with a son", says Jordy. Jordy smiles, "yes, a long time ago, Jeb" Sirglec exclaims, "That was quick!" Rere winks and says, "wifey and a son! Oh my!" Jordy winks and says, "Yeah, kinda reminded me of a soap opera" Rere laughs and nods "wait...who was the daddy?", asks Rere. Redspice chuckles... Rere asks, "Ming?" Jordy shrugs "I don't think she ever said", smiles Jordy. "I asked Sniperspy, but he said he wasn't sure either", says Jordy. Rere gets even more confused now Jordy smiles, "So, I just said heck with it and spoiled my lil boy rotten" Jordy says, "you should've seen the reaction on my big sister and brother's face when I told them hehe" Myangel remembers all the sugar. "Ooops.. I missed who the son was?", asks Sirglec. "Well...you couldn't send him back..might as well keep him...", smiles Redspice. Rere winks and says, "Sniper was easy to spoil" "Sugar.. I know now.", says Sirglec. Jordy smiles, "Yes, all that sugar... I was going broke buying him all that kandy" Jordy says, "I do remember tryin to use POTerm once, but supposedly my name was coded into it to not be able to use it, I guess because of who my family was at the time..." "I was bummed out by that for awhile", says Jordy. Sirglec exclaims, "Foamy wouldn't do that!" Jordy says, "I think it was Roberts program" Sirglec winks and says, "Foamy... roberts... same thing." Jordy giggles Jordy winks and says, "Well, I didn't exactly have the perfect family" Jordy says, "having OG as a brother used to get me in trouble by a few people" Sirglec exclaims, "Ouch!" "If I had known that!", exclaims Sirglec. "exactly, Sir", says Jordy. Jordy giggles Sirglec says, "OG aside... I guess you're okay." "I was adopted into the Brothers Malcontent family, I woke up one day and was like "Surprise! You have a new family members!"", says Jordy. Jordy thinks she shouldn't go to sleep anymore Rere thinks sleeping can be dangerous indeed! Roslyn exclaims, "You can say that again!" Jordy nods at Rere "Every time I wake up, I end up having news waiting for me" Sirglec thinks Jordy needs to avoid the sleeping a booze. Sirglec winks and says, "Yeah.. she woke up one morning and was married to Rasal." Rere exclaims, "The horrors!" Jordy giggles Myangel scratches sleeping and drinking off jordy's to do list ;) Rere asks, "Hey...where's the Red dress Jordy?" Jordy winks and says, "in the closet, where it belongs, Rere" Sirglec chuckles. Rere tsk tsks Jordy Rere asks, "Is it true you have a thing with Malls?" Rere hides behind Angel and Red Jordy was kinda hoping she'd get through the whole hour without Rere asking her about about the Red dress "yes, I have an addiction to the malls", says Jordy with a wink. "Well, that's some red dress you've got hiding in that closet Jordy", says Rere with a wink. "and shoes", smiles Jordy. Sirglec wants to know more about this red dress. Jordy says, "the shoe part is my big brother and sister's faults... Swald and Chelsia" "they got me hooked on boots", says Jordy. Sirglec asks, "Not boots.... red dress?" Jordy winks and says, "There is no more to know about the red dress, Sir" Jordy utohs Redspice chuckles... "Jordy, tell us about the red dress.", says Sirglec. "red dress? what red dress?", asks Jordy. Redspice laughs Jeblt winks and says, "hmmmmm can we get you to show us it" Jordy glares at Rere and shakes her whippy blaster at her Sirglec says, "I hear there is a red dress in your past." Rere wishes she had the log "Nono... no red dress", says Jordy. Rere runs to Jordy's closet to dig it out "I think it would be nice for you to model the red dress for us.", says Sirglec. Rere hands it to Jordy with a vixenish grin Jordy trips Rere on the way, watching her fall gently ontpo a whippy pillow Wolfyn agrees. Rere falls triggering her blaster to fire back at Jordy "There is no red dress!", smiles Jordy. Rere winks and says, "Whoops...sorry, gonna have to change now" Jordy eeps Jordy has given Rere a hot tickle! "A black skirt is not a red dress.", says Sirglec. "Red Dress Red Dress Red Dress...... we want too see the Red Dress!", exclaims Jeblt. Jeblt hides behind Red..... "How can I show you a red dress when I don't even own one?", asks Jordy. "ummmmmm...maybe it was an invisible red dress....", says Redspice with a wink. Jeblt says, "sooo you stole it" "Oh no...it was FAR from invisible!", exclaims Rere. Jordy laughs at Jeb Rere nudges Jordy "Show um the dress vixen", says Rere. Redspice smiles, "ummmm..so ""it"" does exsist.." "Cg, they're picking on me!", exclaims Jordy. Jordy hides behind CG Rere exclaims, "We are not!" Chiefsgirl exclaims, "No picking on the guest!" Rere flutters vixinnocently Jordy bratberriez everyone "She won't show them her famous Red Dress CG", says Rere. Chiefsgirl looks at Jordy seriously, "Now, tell us about the red dress Jordy" Rere laughs Sirglec chuckles. Jordy acks! Redspice laughs "I'm telling you, there is NO red dress", says Jordy. Chiefsgirl says, "Obviously this is a source of great curiosity" Jeblt chuckles Jordy says, "only to Rere!:P" Jordy giggles and squirms "But Jordy you said it was in your closet", says Jeblt. "It was such an awesome dress! Just show um!", exclaims Rere. Jordy pokes Ras "Are you going to help defend me or what?" "And me", says Sirglec. Jeblt winks and says, "I think he wants to see it too" Redspice watches Ras sleep though the whole thing... Sirglec gags Ras so he can't say aword. Rere shakes Ras's head yes Redspice laughs "no, I said it was in THE closet, not MY closet...", says Jordy. Jeblt asks, "so who's closet?" "What else are you hiding in that closet, Jordy?", asks Chiefsgirl. Rere asks, "His closet?" "Ooo this is getting good!", exclaims Rere. "ummmm... no comment to any of the above", says Jordy. Chiefsgirl laughs Jordy makes a mental note to kick Rasal as soon as he wakes up Jeblt winks and says, "sorry but the taking the 5th does not help here" Jordy asks, "it doesn't?" "Does anyone else have any questions for Jordy?", asks Chiefsgirl. Jordy smiles, "I can go now" Chiefsgirl makes sure the ropes holding Jordy are secure "awww", says Jordy. Chiefsgirl asks, "Tell us Jordy... is Rasal in for any sort of punishment for sleeping through your Meet & Greet?" "Oh yes... BIG punishment", says Jordy. Chiefsgirl leans forward to hear the answer Chiefsgirl laughs Jordy thinks Ras will not enjoy the punishment tonite "Especially since you're there to support his every fight appearance", says Chiefsgirl. "Yes, escpecially because I do that :P", says Jordy. Jordy thwaps Rasal "Like I need you to get me in trouble CG.", says Rasal. Chiefsgirl laughs Sirglec asks, "Speaking of fighting... Are you ever going to ever fight Jordy?" Jordy smiles, "I would like to, but noone to train me" Chiefsgirl chokes on her drink Wolfyn gasps! "You are married to one of Fed's best fighters!", exclaims Chiefsgirl. Jazir raises an eyebrow "What? Did I say womething wrong?", asks Jordy. "errr, something I meant", says Jordy. "Yes, but he can't seem to keep his mind on training me to fight", says Jordy. Jordy has given Rasal a hot kiss! Chiefsgirl figures you must be keeping Rasal around to perform other duties Rasal chuckles Rasal has given Jordy a warm kiss! "I prolly shouldn't go to practice with only my birthday suit on", says Jordy. Chiefsgirl giggles Redspice laughs "Nekkid?", asks Sirglec. "And you invited noone else?", asks Sirglec. "no, my clwon suit!", exclaims Jordy. "err.. clown I mean", says Jordy. Jazir laughs Jordy says, "I wear that on all my birthdays;(" "Okies, before I run out of time.. supposed to mention some names here, I finally found the correct sheet", says Jordy with a wink. "Umm, let's see... Geiiga, Xyli, Prano, Xyli, Chelsia, Xyli, Uraspy and Xyli", says Jordy. "there.. that should appease all my living brothers and sisters", says Jordy with a wink. Chiefsgirl says, "I'd like to thank Jordy for being our guest tonight" Jordy smiles, "If I didn't mention them, I'd be dead" "Do you have a most embarrassing fed moment Jordy?", asks Rere. "Other then the red dress?", asks Rere. "And I hope you'll all join me next week at 10 pm eastern when our guest will be Foamfollower", says Chiefsgirl. Jordy winks and says, "Sorry, Rere... ran out of time" "Bravo Jordy, well done!", smiles Jazir. Rere pouts "nope 9:55 by my time", says Jeblt with a wink. "awwww... I'm sorry Rere", says Chiefsgirl. Redspice applauds Jordy... Chiefsgirl applauds wildly for Jordy Sirglec points to the board.. read my post and it doesn't matter. ;) Jordy cheers because she didn't have to answer that question! "fight event will wait.....", says Redspice. Rasal snoggles Jordy near to death and back. Jordy says, "that's 2 questions that weren't asked that I am glad time ran out lol" Jordy falls off Rasal's lap Jordy says, "Oh my" Redspice is curious about the red dress too.. Jordy has given Rasal a hot snog! Jordy asks, "Too bad, time's up, remember Red?" "nope Sir said the fighting can wait", says Jeblt. Jordy says, "but Cg and everyone else has to go" "I have all night", says Chiefsgirl with a wink. Jeblt winks and says, "I think they will stay for this" Jazir ain't moving ;) "no one is moving...", says Redspice. Rere winks and says, "I still have another question after those two as well" Jordy says, "ok, most embarrasing" "fine fine", says Jordy. "I'm thinking it had to be back on AOL days, Smok and I were, well... you know.. ::blushes deep red::", says Jordy. Rere isn't sure she knows at all Sirglec says, "Yeah... we weren't there." Jeblt winks and says, "nope don't know was not here for aol fed" Rere smiles oh so vixinnocently "and well, we were supposed to meet at this place, where they had a hot tub on the balcony", says Jordy. Jordy starts sweating and blushing Redspice blinks.... "and well... I expected him to show up, so I had typed "Act blah, blah, blah.." already, and when he supposedly entered the room, I hit enter, and it wasn't him", says Jordy. Wolfyn says, "ooops" Redspice laughs Jeblt chuckles......... Rere oh nos! Jeblt says, "oh my" Sallyanne giggles and blushes for Jordy. Chiefsgirl giggles Jordy hides now "ummmm....a bit awkward I bet.....", says Redspice. "who was it?", asks Jeblt. Wolfyn wants to know too. "I don't remember actually... I just saw someone enter the room and hit the neter button, when I realized it wasn't Smok.. I eeeked and signed off", says Jordy with a wink. Jordy says, "enter, not neter" Rere says, "What happened next time you saw him? :::snickers:::" Jordy smiles, "ok, now we can go to the fighting" Redspice laughs Jordy asks, "who? Smok?" Rere exclaims, "No...the guy!" Rere asks, "Was he cheering for you or what?" Jordy says, "I don't know, I don't even remember who it was lol" Jordy says, "he jumped into the hot tub with me" Redspice laughs Rere giggles "Maybe that's how you ended up married to Anna and Uno.", says Wolfyn. "hehehehe...", says Sirglec. Jordy says, "prolly lol" Jazir smiles, "Lol" Jeblt chuckles Rere says, "lol" Sallyanne giggles. "can we go now?", asks Jordy. Jordy wipes more sweat off Rere tosses Jordy a ducal towel "Thanks, Rere", smiles Jordy. Myangel smiles, "you did great Jordy" Jordy says, "I sucked lol" "Fabulous time Jordy", says Chiefsgirl. "You did?", asks Rere. "oh did you Jordy", says Jeblt with a wink. Redspice smiles, "you did good, Jordy!" "Thank you all for attending my boring meet and greet", smiles Jordy. "off to sleep while Ras fights", says Jordy with a wink. Jordy smiles, "Thank you so much for hosting CG" "Thank you all for coming", says Chiefsgirl. Jordy says, "I was kinda hoping it would be only 10 minutes long" "It was fantastic Jordy", smiles Chiefsgirl. "but someone had to bring up the red dress :P", says Jordy. Rere exclaims, "You looked so great in that dress...I was trying to help!" "fun memories are always good", smiles Redspice. "but it's hidden in the closet for a reason", says Jordy with a wink. Rere asks, "Oh? Why?" Jordy winks and says, "no comment" "Cause your too hot to handle in it?", asks Rere. "thought you said you did not have it", says Jeblt with a wink. Jordy coughs "Can I get it for Red", says Jeblt with a wink. "I don't, Jeb... you must be hearing things again", says Jordy with a wink. "Guess I'd better go mount up.", says Rasal. |
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