POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 112757:6217 - Buddy: Androids do NOT suffer from Pinocchio Syndrome....being a real boy only means I wouldn't fit in my jump suit anymore...;)
Stardate: 112759:2039 - Quantafel: We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?
Stardate: 112759:9394 - Roselie: Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge!
Stardate: 112766:0727 - Vorlar: To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. - Bill Wilson
Stardate: 112773:9190 - Hazed: Paranoia means having all the facts - William Burroughs
Stardate: 112782:2563 - Hazed: The less you know, the better you sleep - Russian proverb
Stardate: 112782:8958 - Freya: You can't find any true closeness on the Internet, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
Stardate: 112783:6803 - Roselie: I will take chocolate over fake closeness any day!
Stardate: 112787:8151 - Art: You don't pay taxes; they take taxes.
Stardate: 112790:8852 - Hazed: If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear - George Orwell
Stardate: 112792:0816 - Roselie: I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
Stardate: 112792:2049 - Quantafel: I am the Beta and the Psi! Not quite the first, and Not quite the last...
Stardate: 112803:0934 - Roselie: Some days, you are the bug. Other days, you are the windshield.
Stardate: 112803:0962 - Hitman: I'm tired of being the bug..
Stardate: 112803:3130 - Darkangel: I'm tired of being the windshield cleaner
Stardate: 112805:2295 - Aussieryan: I'm tired of being the one who puts more soap and water in the buckets at the service stations after bugs and windscreens collide... Bendigo here we come!
Stardate: 112817:7753 - Darkangel: if one person JUMPS off the link, will we all follow?
Stardate: 112834:4201 - Hazed: A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wiser today then he was yesterday - Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
Stardate: 112835:3652 - Squeeky: you know your addicted to fed when you try to pay somebody in slithies
Stardate: 112835:6882 - Roselie: Most people should not let their minds wander, they are too small to be out on their own!
Stardate: 112839:3193 - Gandroid: Consistancy is the final refuge of the unimaginative.
Stardate: 112840:0351 - Vorlar: Wish I didn't know know what I didn't now then." - Bob Seger
Stardate: 112847:5387 - Hitman: The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
Stardate: 112849:0393 - Gandolf: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and someone yells, 'Shut up!'
Stardate: 112852:9361 - Roselie: Not tonight dear, I have a modem!
Stardate: 112870:1265 - Roselie: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Stardate: 112871:0976 - Aqueous: If you are not living life on the edge, you'r taking up to much space.
Stardate: 112881:7437 - Freya: The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. -- Elizabeth Taylor
Stardate: 112885:9909 - Freya: I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. -- Margaret Thatcher
Stardate: 112899:2675 - Rhys: You know you're a cheap skate when you hold off buying fuel in hopes that customs will pull you over and fill you up. ;)
Stardate: 112903:2477 - Freya: History is a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells
Stardate: 112905:0800 - Roland: A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
Stardate: 112905:0862 - Roland: Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Stardate: 112905:1227 - Roselie: When DOESN'T one thing lead to another?!
Stardate: 112905:4083 - Djentsch: when you die. then you can't do anything else after that
Stardate: 112908:1286 - Art: Coincidence is just an euphemism for conspiracy.
Stardate: 112912:7025 - Desertwolf: It's all fun and games until someone losses an eye. Then it's just fun and games someone can't see as well.
Stardate: 112913:0979 - Arlene: No no no... It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game: find the eye.
Stardate: 112922:1984 - Roselie: Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
Stardate: 112922:8306 - Roland: Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public
Stardate: 112924:4202 - Djentsch: If you do that, then you take all of the fun out of it.
Stardate: 112925:5115 - Archer: If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird
Stardate: 112930:1821 - Freya: A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. -- Barry Goldwater
Stardate: 112930:2993 - Vorlar: Government is not reason. Government is not eloquence. It is force. And, like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. -- George Washington
Stardate: 112931:2774 - Stirling: Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens. - Edgar A. Suter
Stardate: 112931:6590 - Kella: Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
Stardate: 112938:8769 - Freya: History is a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells
Stardate: 112939:0274 - Djentsch: History is written by the victor.
Stardate: 112939:4738 - Nightdroid: History is made at night.
Stardate: 112950:1649 - Jessecka: Thanks to everyone for coming out and making today's Kick the Can the closest game yet! Coming in tied for third place was Pine and Kella, tied for second place was Nomad and Darkangel, and with a slim margin of victory, our winner today was Fancy! A special thanks goes out to our Can for the day, Angelfowl!
Stardate: 112950:6982 - Robius: and coming in last with no kicks whatsoever was me, Robius. darn, that slippery little elf! :)
Stardate: 112952:5334 - Kella: I plan to help Robius score more often. lol
Stardate: 112954:5319 - Cup: Lucky Robius
Stardate: 112958:3559 - Phlux: Customer Service. noun. The urge to slowly squeeze the life out of another human being with bare hands...with a smile and courteous attitude.
Stardate: 112964:4466 - Aqueous: Life is a waste of time, Time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time, and have the time of your life
Stardate: 112965:3604 - Roselie: I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes, several days attack me at once!
Stardate: 112965:4171 - Ferreri: I sometimes get several days at a time, but I can't keep track of them.
Stardate: 112965:8219 - Desertwolf: Tip for Today - Be nice to your family and friends. You never know when you'll need them to change your bedpan.
Stardate: 112966:4952 - Quantafel: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Stardate: 112968:2823 - Art: I thought, therefore I used to be.
Stardate: 112972:5644 - Hazed: It's unfair to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Stardate: 112976:3311 - Jessecka: My hubby bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm happy, it turns green. When I'm mad, it leaves a red mark on his forhead.
Stardate: 112989:9473 - Freya: Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Stardate: 112991:6385 - Roselie: Money talks, but chocolate sings!
Stardate: 112992:5869 - Jolia: I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-
Stardate: 113001:6173 - Aqueous: marriage is a three ring circus.Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering
Stardate: 113007:9840 - Aqueous: When people run around and around in circles we call them crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting
Stardate: 113017:1644 - Roselie: My Indian name is: RunswithChocolate
Stardate: 113017:2911 - Saxon: My Indian name: ChiefsgirlBoyToyThatEatsthePie... unfortunately the young braves and squaws now have nicknamed me "tubby" due to my voracious appetite as a youth.
Stardate: 113026:2715 - Darkangel: T,C&B intelligence report for Spindle: A new fad is causing an increase in demand for luboils. Uh oh, what are those Workthingies up to now?
Stardate: 113027:5287 - Catspaws: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a fruit factory. Jam, anyone?
Stardate: 113039:1386 - Catspaws: A serious warehouse fire on Catseye seems likely to cause shortages of meats. Barbecue, anyone?
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Wearing a t-shirt that says "I survived the crashes of 9/25/05", Jdcollins is here.
looking for a new mood Squeeky has just arrived.
Looking for the hamster who runs the server wheel, Catspaws is here.
Wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm not Crazy, I'm just a little Unwell," Angelfowl is here.
Wearing a t-shirt reading "Give me Liberty or give me Dea... nevermind. Just give me Liberty", Desertwolf has just arrived.
Wearing a tshirt that reads "51% sweetheart, 49% witch....don't push it!", Jessecka is here.
the macheesemo mouse Squeeky has just arrived.
Armed with an eraser and the Book of Life... names beware, Rasal is here.
Gravity is a myth, the earth just sucks... Robius has left.
Wearing a T-shirt that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here - We can train you!" Paul has left.
please take advantage of me... Robius is here.
Wearing a tshirt that reads, "Joss Whedon is my master.", Jessecka is here.
wearing a T-shirt that says, "I've lost my mind, you haven't found it have you?" Angelfowl has left.
I'm sleeping, all violators will be thanked. Robius has left.
Shouting, "Auntie Em, Auntie Em!", Buddy has just arrived.
Now and again, Freya is here.
You might trip on it Occy has left.
Wondering if it is worth it all, Gandolf has left.
so..is this where the slithy giveaway is?.... Robius has just arrived.
off Elijah is here.
Wearing a tshirt that reads, "Yes, I have a Goddess complex....Worship me.", Jessecka is here.
Wearing a tshirt that reads, "No Goddess complex, Demon Complex, Now Worship Me or Die!" Darkangel has just arrived.
Wearing an "Available for kisses' t-shirt, Desertwolf is here.
messing around with the gene pool Squeeky has just arrived.
It's good to be violated by the right girl, hell, even by the wrong girl... Robius is here.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mylar, "this nav comp is awesome....you can get hauling done so fast now:)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mylar, "If only if had a sexy voice attached to it....."Docking complete, baby" LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Ah well, I shouldn't expect mere mortals to be on the same plane as the demi-goddess"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chelsia, "am so on same plane!! just am back in the cheap seats.. not up in first class.. ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Quantafel, "I have a life! Im just letting my neighbor borrow it"
Vorrrun asks, "Alrighty well time to find my ship, oh can I name it?"
Munchkin replies, "Sadly, you can't. Well, you can, but only you know what it is. Just like I name my car."
Vorrrun asks, "Crud how do I know what ship is mine then?""
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Marina, "how does one land on a planet?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "have to get in my buggy and get some supplies"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Just go to a bar and BUY PIZZA"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Quantafel, "Sadly hazed, 0 and 1s dont fill me up as the use to. =("
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Shame... someone needs to come up with a way to download pizza from the net"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Pizza-over-IP?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Quantafel, "ahh yes, the fabeled POI technology."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Art, "I just have mine delivered."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh that's so old-fashioned, Art"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Yes, we've had pizza teleportation here for years"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "I wouldn't want a sloth... I don't want any pet that would make me look lazy by comparison"
Swiss Cheese Inc.'s depot on Cube has collapsed!
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jdcollins, "ohhh, poor squeeky had a depot collapse :("
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It's all those holes in the cheese - that doesn't make for a sound building"
CLOTHES OF THE WEEK
>ex Kella
Due to a programming error, her outfit is pixelated beyond comprehension. Please adjust your monitor settings accordingly.
CONFUSION OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 112874:7746 - Archer: Spynet Report on Financier Djentsch. ..... This Financier was last heard of on Marina." Hey! Get off my wife! ;-)
Stardate: 112875:0638 - Marina: Spynet Report on Adventuress Marina...It's ok, love...I'm a helluva ride :)
VACANCY OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jdcollins, "Public Service Notice.. Now Hiring, Droid to empty depots, low pay, no maintenance, lots of work, apply at "Lazy CEOs Ltd" or "No Way It'll Happen Inc" ;)"
POEM OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Billblastaway, "Is all of space, not but a great race Moving the goods from here to there Despite the dread I quicken my pace Lest my shipment rot like a pear In between the silence, full of cheer Races the hotrod know as Ferreri Along side her great smile is Freya A goddess of goodness and song Look out for the cat, quick as a minx Hide little squeek, for cat is alighting Run to the one they call Jess, She keep you despite any bad cess. Fear not DarkAngel, gentle and swift For under the glower, lays a flower And when all seems lost, just brush off the froth Of the beer that you just bought for sweet Hazel If the beer is sour, reclaim your glower For somewhere around is JD look upon the rock when all is asunder for Great Prometheus will crawl out from under Don't sail into to the sun, unless its for fun For the fire is sure to get you. Yet never fear, the Bolshevik is there With a bottle of Vodka to warm you. And when your finished your latest run, Rest your feet, it was a job well done."
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