Web Fed News Yearbooks - February 2000

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"Rasal, meet Xyli. Xyli is married.. umm, maybe not. I lost track of that story. Meet Windy. Windy is married.. umm, maybe not. Lost track of that too. And she's gone.", says Wolfyn.
"So you get to meet Xyli again.", says Wolfyn with a wink.

Your comm unit relays a message from Andy, "They've been saying Lollipop GUILD? WOW I thought it was Lollipop Kids!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Urquan, "Rule #1: Filbert is always wrong. Rule #2: If Filbert appears to be right, see rule #1."

Your comm unit relays a message from Bozoboyz, "Tut tut, if you haven't something nice to say.. say it twice ;)"

"For someone so moody he didn't even have a mood", says Killrwhale.

Your comm unit relays a message from Peggysus, "Olias, you light my fire, chop my potatoes, melt my butter, and suck the grease out of the fries."

Your comm unit relays a message from Filbert, "You instruct your officials to proceed with a Baron build that requires entirely too many inputs..."

Your comm unit relays a message from Whiteadder, "Anyone know if they put the <whip workthingie> command in yet? ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Nympho, "i know html, c, c++, java, and vb."
Your comm unit relays a message from Philihp, "i know dhtml, javascript, c, c++, minor perl, delphi, and pascal."
Your comm unit relays a message from Almandot, " i know qbasic, vbasic, c, c++, j++, q++, b++, and l+++ so there :P."

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Kewlcat, "Hello. The Kat you are trying to reach is not in at the moment. Please leave a kewl message after the beep.......>BEEP!<"
tb kewlcat Darn. I really hate answering machines. OH! That was the beep. Hope you didn't get that. Er... I saw you were listed as on and thought I'd say hello. So, uh... Hello.
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "Hey Adder?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hellbug, "Sorry Geiiga, only the Subtractor is here."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Confused to death Katheryne is here.

My moods are never in the news, Antimatter has just arrived

I may be drunk but you're still you Deathiscome is here.

Veni Vidi Punti/Came Saw Punted..Jadenempress has just left, going east.

Oh my god its me! ::Throws roses:: Andy has just appeared.

Bring your teeth up for air, SMILE! Tomyris is here.

A jar of strawberry Jelly has just disappeared.

Pots and Pan has just disappeared

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211484:373 - Filbert: Hypnos are a leisure munchie, so what are the factory inputs? Two other leisure munchies! ::beats Bella with a stick::

211478:135 - Buttafuocco: WARNING: Do not boil eggs and play Fed at the same time....I did.....forgot about eggs......boiled dry....explosions.....this is bad. G'nite all :)

211486:102 - Chelsia: remember ladies... Men are like buses.. miss one and another will be along shortly..

211498:234 - Peggysus: This post has been signified to be left blank in honor of the post who died for THIS post to be created.

211486:179 - Asterix: each day I beat my own personal record for days I'd rather not break a record

211490:918 - Cup: So... What good is a "water saver toilet", when you have to flush it 4 times? Anyone?
211490:935 - Delenn: cup - maybe it uses the same water over and over again. Even though I wouldn't want to be in the house with that.

211482:015 - Koj: ~I'm justa wheelin, dealin, beer-guzzlin, Fed-playin son-of-a-gun...~

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex xyli
I'm dressed, isn't that good enough?

>ex misanthrope
You see Colonel Ant of the United States Army, Intelligence Division. All other information is highly classified.

ex droid
SPYNET REPORT: Information on this subject is only available to lower-ranking members of the Galactic Administration.

ex asterix
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! You obviously did not heed the warning of HEADS UP! -*DON'T FORGET TO RE-INSURE YOURSELF*-

ex kaleb
Shhhh, I'm invisible!

ex Jelly

You see a jar with a Smuckers label on it... actually it's a young woman in her late teens. No, she is NOT an object.

DRINK OF THE MONTH

Pan has bought you a Pan Tsunami .... If YOU See It Coming .... It's FAR FAR Too Late!

ACT OF THE MONTH

Phoenixman has bought you a waitdroid! The pizza spins it onto your table and you wolf it down!

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