Web Fed News Yearbooks - June 2000

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Fredricko, "does N E 1 have an idea of where to look for the GM?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Did N E 1 read the manual?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danteaf, "might be on my planet."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danteaf, "think I saw him the other day."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "He ran under the altar."

Your comm unit relays a message from Poco, "This is a Public Information Announcement from the Maldavist Church: Today's apparent mass-suicide by Maldavists at Duff's Modem Pub was the result of mistakenly poisoned pointy cocktail umbrellas."
Your comm unit relays a message from Poco, "We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused you. Once again, we would like to point out that we are not a suicide cult.
Your comm unit relays a message from Poco, "We use the altar for such events anyhow. Cocktail Umbrellas? Good lord, do they think we've lost all sense of style?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lark, "oh no! I gave up working when I promoted to Indy. Now I just cause trouble....errr, I mean hang out."

Your comm unit relays a message from Olias, "Have an extra can. It's industrial strength Z-No. In Mexico the hero guy is known as just "Orro" now. If it worked for him, it will work for you."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kissy, "::laughz and shakez her head:: Nae.... keep dreamin Olias. Would take more dan a can of anythin ta make dese thingz be gone!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Olias, "Wll in that cas I have dcidd to boycott "E". So thr."

Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, ":::lobs cabbages and overripe tomatoes across the channel:::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Poco, "You fiend!"

"I got demoted to merchant once. Word to the wise, don't sleep with the Guild Master's wife...on his office desk during business hours.", says Priam.

Your comm unit relays a message from Glynna, "::Whacks triton with hoopak::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "If i ever found out what a hoopak was, that might hurt :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Glynna, "I told you once."
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "<-- has short memory span and limited space to store information, somone musta told me something else and it got overwritten."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Has the fat lady sang because Cen has just arrived.

If it aint broke, you aint trying! Mrbrad is here.

Your reality check bounced so Kariscats is here.

Current whereabouts known, Hof is here.

Gettin Stupider Every Day Lagkiller is here.

Expert Martian Exterminator, Sholevi is here.

totally moodless Sill is here.

Kinda Evil Hof is here.

Last of the Boogie Knights, Sir Bront has just arrived.

The holder of Workthingie #23956, Kelsorman has just arrived.

Withamalfunctioningspacebar, Serra has just appeared.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211603:860 - Olias: **** 4 out of 5 homicidal maniacs agree after a hard day of butchering the innocent there's nothing like sitting down and enjoying an installment of Scoundrel's Corner. The 5th guy was aquitted on an insanity charge. ****

211604:083 - Mysteryguest: Play Mysteryguest right now, or DIE!

211606:609 - Triton: For the record, i am NOT for your consumption ...(with a few exceptions)
211606:615 - Bearclaw: for the record, yes you are triton, I have a permit

211609:891 - Hello: Want to join a Democracy, Go Westward, its got Jezz's Guarentee :)
211609:907 - Febby: Want to join an anarchy where there is no ruler? Just type <Join FuzzyWorld> for the massive chaotic duchy!

211610:790 - Kaipanther: ***GROWLS*** Scientists 4 the Committee of Social Affairs concluded that, Federation has the Sexiest women online. It was also concluded that constant interaction in social settings is one way of Increasing the Galatic Populatulation, so do your part

211610:844 - Sholevi: Oops... there goes the post at the top of the board. Silly me. ;)

211612:212 - Lagkiller: Now missing, one, ummm, darn it forgot what it was called....ummm....memory, yeah thats it, uhhh...what to put in next, ah dunno, just gimme my memory back!

211613:909 - Zrasputin: Never underestimate the power of underestimation.

211629:081 - Beccai: Congrat to Teenangel and Sniperspy on the birth of a promising set of shoes
211629:089 - Satinsheets: Teens giving birth to shoes...tsk tsk no wonder this galaxy is in such a bad state ;)
211629:091 - Teenangel: It was Sniper that gave birth to our twin shoes... The proud parents of Left & Right. They're very cute... :)
211629:100 - Myangel: Warning: Playing footsie can lead to a Mock-a-sin, resulting in the pitter patter of little shoes
211629:100 - Jordy: :::blinks::: so, does this make me a Grandmother?!?!?! Please goawd, tell me it isnt true!!! I'm too young and cute to be a granny!!! :::cries her eyes out:::
211629:103 - Labacia: :::doesnt think Snipe's gonna sleep tonite:::
211629:103 - Sniperspy: C-Section shoes, next springer...
211629:116 - Bartholomew: Left and right? It says that very thing in the Pope's shoes :p
211629:123 - Sirglec: Teenie.... Hyper.... Congrats on your new additions. Keep 'em clean and tied and you can enjoy them forever. ;)
211629:125 - Despree: You mean they played footsie without ..galoshes??

ACTS OF THE MONTH

Redspice smiles and winks.......
Redspice quickly jerks Kewlcat's boxers off ....then she runs for the hills...laughing all the way.
Redspice drops her business card...'Your Boxers have been stolen by: Redspice, Professional Boxer Thief"
on a boxer raid Redspice has just vanished.

Ditzy takes the tourists mallet away,
Ditzy whacks the tourist in the ankle.
Ditzy hopes she broke it.
Ditzy breaks the mallet over the tourist.
Ditzy doesn't really like the tourist.

Bront slips an aphrodesiac in the watersuply so the workthingies breed faster.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex Gavin
The Annoying Examiners Act, Section AD6, Subsection 77 prohibits you from examining Gavin unless you pay him 200,000,000 IG, plus applicable taxes.

ex koko
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister!

DRINK OF THE MONTH

Olias has bought you a molten tar glurping out of a drum with evil on its mind!

SHIPS OF THE MONTH

ex Sniperspy's ship
You see an Imperial class family stationwagonship, with fake wood panels. In the back seat there are two shoe boxes strapped in.

ex Teenangel's ship
No more hauling for Teenangel, the family wagonship has two soft cloud seats for the little ones. The shoe boxes have the best in belts for the twins, Left & Right.

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