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Earthdate September 2000


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What was in September 2000's Fed Funnies:

QUOTES OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
POSTS OF THE MONTH
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH
ACT OF THE MONTHS

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "When I think I really click with someone, it's usually my jaw popping out of joint as they're slapping me."

Your comm unit relays a message from Retusafsp, "If a tree farts in the forest, is that considered wood fuel?"

"I can't believe I spent all that effort vandalizing your planet and you go and blow it up.", says Olias.
"Tragic Olias, really.", says Gavin.
Olias says, "Shame on you."

Nomad has given you a passionate snog!
Nomad exclaims, "I'm so happy I'd snog anyone!"

Your comm unit comes to life with a Public Service announcement: "Bront has saved the galaxy from A Fate Worse Than Death!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mathias, "What? Jello?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Fighter, "how do you get to the casino?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Galinfenner, "Fighter, be careful gambling. YOu don't want to end up penniless and find yourself without fuel for your ship."
Your comm unit relays a message from Fighter, "this thing is rigged!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Fighter, "I am penniless now."
Your comm unit relays a message from Galinfenner, "Fighter, if you have fuel in your ship, you can still take some jobs."
Your comm unit relays a message from Fighter, "do jobs give you enough money to gamble?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Goldpirate, "and of course... dark fiber is used to weave black holes..."

Your comm unit relays a message from Blirish, "hiya Omron."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sholuvr, "{{{{{Om}}}}"
Your comm unit relays a message from Neva, "Hiya Omron :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sholuvr, "{{{{Neva}}}}"
Your comm unit relays a message from Neva, "{{{{Sho my Duchess}}}} :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Omron, "{{neva..blirish..duchess Sho}}"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "You people spend more time saying hi than you do talking."

Your comm unit relays a message from Alsatian, "I see I'm going to have to start random visiting to planets until those puzzles start coming in. I will give dumping a whole new meaning."
Your comm unit relays a message from Alsatian, "And it won't be rads."

Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "men should remember their place.. in the bedroom .. securely tucked under the bed.. for 'those' moments ;)"

MOODS OF THE MONTH

No no... Don't get up... Shaman is here.

Humpin along Camel is here.

Kinda like Zen but not quite Cen has just appeared.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211695:949 - Raphael: The most absolute lie is the presentation of an irrefutable fact based on unassailable numbers. When Facts are combined into an assemblage of verifiables, their illusion becomes reality. The body senses reality, the mind interprets it; Trust your body

211696:251 - Bozoboyz: I came, I saw, I conquered.
211696:776 - Pan: I came, I saw, I had to goto Work

211696:808 - Rasal: Attention Apathy Club members, today's meeting has been postponed. As if you cared anyway.

211697:063 - Ret: People were always telling me that playing Fed wouldn't get me anywhere. I proved them wrong - I now am Nowhere! ;)

211711:066 - Koj: :::board post zips by::: Whatcha complainin to me for? You're the one that was driving yer ship so fast you couldn't read my post! I aint postin it again!

211713:158 - Jennysstar: due to lack of of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled. A rerun from last year will run in it's regularly scheduled timeslot

211715:137 - Pan: In just two days, Tomorrow will be Yesterday

211715:728 - Roeth: ::You instruct your workthingys to build a deathray::

211715:781 - Doggy: I am a God.
211715:812 - Gaminglady: Oh dear, we have dyslexic canines posting now ... sweetie, that's DOG, not GOD. ::tickle Doggy::

211717:159 - Hatch: looks up at the harvest moon and wonders what in heck there is to harvest at 14,000 feet

211714:148 - Shaman: Canine has signed a Treaty of Alliance with Mahiethy. Welcome to Mahiethy Doggy! {{{{{Mahiethy}}}}}} {{{{{{{{Wings}}}}}}} Welcome to Wings Rere! {{{{{{Carnival}}}}}}}
211714:183 - Catspaws: 'join mahiethy -- Don't be silly!' Awwww, I wanta!!!! Shammie, you accepts doggies and not kitties? Where's my lawyer? DISCRIMINATION!
211714:185 - Risadeamoconia: Join Mahiethy, Don't be silly! Ahhhh they are not accepting Dragons either..... Hey Cats lets get a Class Action going!!!!!
211714:187 - Midrats: Maybe they take hamsters... join mahiethy, Don't be silly! Hey, Risa, got the forms for me to fill out to get in on that suit?????
211714:188 - Kbear: Join Mahiethy! I did! ::looks around..He let bear's in!:: ((((oo0 Welcome to Mahiethy Doggy - Long time no see! Ooo))))

211714:895 - Kingman: Tired of all those stray cats littering dataspace? Nab em and see ChowLinn at the "Finest Chinese Restaurant in the Galaxy" on Tara (d & w of LP), or one of it's many franchises. Grab a bite to eat while you're there!
211714:911 - Alsatian: Somebody finally put those felines to good use! Want to advertise your puzzle in the Chronicle? Want your planet reviewed by the canine? Write
SavageAlsatian@aol.com!
211714:915 - Sephiroth: ::wonders what kind of odd campaign Alsatian is running::
211714:926 - Saffire: <----- is totally confused...
211714:938 - Gavin: Alsatian!!! Don't give in to the cats!
211714:999 - Felina: Hey Alsatian! "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
211715:027 - Ashketchem: You guys are crazy :)
211715:089 - Catspaws: Your point, Ash? Motto of the day: Canine, the Other White Meat! :snickers at Alsatian::
211715:949 - Catspaws: "Join Visions -- Don't Be Silly!" Raphie, darn it, are you practicing the same discriminatory rules Shammy is? Felines of the galaxy, UNITE! Stamp out discrimination (and canines)!
211715:953 - Kaipanther: :::Smirks as he watches a crew back up the third ship loaded with used kitty litter, glad to have found a place to unload it, such a Visionary, the planets Duke=p

211721:968 - Kshandria: REWARD offered for any and all information leading to the return of my Fed wed...answers to Name of SHIEK. Contact me if you have any information on his disappearance.
211722:193 - Kup: Sorry Kshandria, all I've been able to find are Trojans. But I'll keep looking. ::Off to another drug store:: {{{Ks}}}

211721:973 - Sniperspy: :::smiles and leaves a rose for Teenie:::
211722:089 - Sirglec: ::: takes Sniper's roses he left for Teenie :::
211722:146 - Teenangel: Hey Uncle Sir!!! :::tickles Uncle...then flies away happily with the rose saying "Mine, mine, mine..." Thanks Snipey... :::snuggles:::

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex midrats
The first duke hamster running the Fed computers. His little legs are tired, so he's taking a break. Sorry about the lag!

ACT OF THE MONTH

Omron has just arrived.
Omron looks around
Omron looks at Gavin..
Omron waves a hand in front of Gavin's face...
Omron places pink bunny ears and some tigger house shoes on his feet,steeping back to admire his work he grins.


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