WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate December 2000 |
FED FUNNIES |
What was in December 2000's Fed Funnies:
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Your comm unit relays a message from Deedee, "Is your name shorter than Risadeamoconia?" Your comm unit comes to life with a
Public Service announcement: "Camel has saved the
galaxy from A Fate Worse Than Death!" Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "I never understood racism...I mean, once you've been roasted for an hour in a honey-glaze sauce, everyone tastes pretty much the same." magically delicious... Mynewday has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Muzzle rabidly dripping whip cream, Wolfyn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Official catfish eat...er, trainer, Catspaws has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. trying to make the funnies Mynewday has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Slipping bribes to the writer, Catspaws has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Its a bird! Its a plane! What a jip Iceddog has just arrived. Brain at 50% - to be fair, Shiek has just disappeared. <insert mood here> Chewbacon has just arrived. making a fart sound with his armpit Qman has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Have you hugged your lunch today? Catspaws has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Who ordered a pizza? Locksnatcher has just arrived. Your deluded imagination tells you Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Buy manic sell depressive, Xxyl has just arrived. Not having a mood... Saffire has just disappeared. 211788:584 - Roberts: ::Grumbles as he gets out of bed:: Whars dat blasted paper-bot! 1/2 me Sundayz I get up an dars no paper waitin! thar goez yer Christmas Tip ya blasted bucket o' boltz! ::puts the 10ig BACK in his treas:: 211788:887 - Locksnatcher: Note to self: Stop posting notes to yourself on the public board. 211788:947 - Breyer: Don't you hate
it when you don't have anything to say? 211794:029 - Chewbacon: Thank you
for everyone showing up at my TTTT party. Those who
didn't will be rewarded. All shimmerers please report to
sol location 69 for your reward. Everyone who cannot
shimmer, please goto the radioactive "club" on
titan...thanks 211797:207 - Cloudstrife: It's 11:01...do you know where you are? 211798:111 - Koenig: It's not the vacuum, it's the total lack of air that gets to me...er... 211798:135 - Barracuda: Fairytails
can come true, it can happen to you 211798:768 - Danny: Why is it that nobody gets exciting about having a post over third? Allow me to break the trend. Woo! 13th! 211800:814 - Bug: Insects of the galaxy unite, you have nothing to lose but the swatters. 211791:067 - Wingedfrog: May the light always find you on a dreary day. When you need to be home, may you find a way. May you always have courage to take a chance. And never find frogs in your underpants. ((( Hamsterdom ))) 211802:929 - Wolfyn: ...And on the
first day, Ming created Groats. And it was good. Groats
were Ming's first priority, you see. 211804:064 - Zhang: Everything that
follows this line is true. The cleaner has just arrived. ex evileric Bearclaw has bought you a ....well I guess it doesn't matter what it was does it? you've spilled it all over your self! look at you, oh well don't expect another one!!!! Hazed has bought you some hot spiced wine with chunks of real artificial fruit in it, and tinsel around the glass. A sprig of holly threatens to poke your eye out with every sip, and a tiny plastic elf sings Xmas songs in a sickeningly high-pitched voice! Danny wheels a catapult from the
closet. a crusty curmidgeon Misterscrooge
has just arrived.
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