Web Fed News Yearbooks - January 2001

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "I'm suddenly reminded of something a wise man once said."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "He looked at me one day with a twinkle in his eye, and as he winked he said, "Whippy.""
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Was he stoned?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Indeed, for the villagers had been riled up mightily."

Saffire asks, "Ok..Is everyone to drunk to type now?"
"eys", says Ruylupez.

"how do you get the ladies, Ras?", says Evileric with a wink.
"from a catalog", says Macnbc.

Your comm unit relays a message from Sholuvr, "though I would DD for DD if he asked ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "but would you DD in a tree, would you, could you in a tree? ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "would you DD in a house, would you DD on a mouse? ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sholuvr, "I would not DD in a house, I would not DD on a mouse... I do not like DD's and spam, I do not like them Chels-I-am."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "ok yer as silly as me hon... :::hands Shol the very first 'Brat' patch::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sholuvr, ":::grins and wears it proudly:::"

The cleaner has just arrived.
Macnbc walks up to the cleaner.
Macnbc asks, "What are YOU looking at? HUH?"
The cleaner has just left.

New Fed holidays:
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "I have to decide on Blasphemy Day, Really Sincere Lies Day, Bad Amateur Poetry Day, Conservative Day, and of course Things That Have Absolutely No Place In Fed Day."

Your comm unit relays a message from Sagramore, "Damn! Just did a price check for Tex, clicked the wrong Macro and bought 5,000 tons of Woods! Lol."
Your comm unit relays a message from Cen, "so build a fire."

Triton is amazed, once again at the ignorance on 9
Chewbacon says, "Shutup, Tri...just because you have a comm unit and I don't doesn't mean you can brag about 9's stupidity..."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Searching for a future Ex-Mrs. Evil Evileric is here.

Done with smoke and mirrors, Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Made of adhesive, so don't lick; Derian is here.

I scratch you, do you bleed? Catspaws has just vanished.

You hallucinate that Skypilot has just disappeared.

Note to self, Memphisdave has just appeared.

WARNING! Intelligence risk: Chewbacon has just arrived.

Now! With 25% more sarcasm, Bartholomew is here.

Living proof of an insane universe, Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Wearing nothing but a towel, Mind has just disappeared.

You are here --->X Chewbacon is here.

Swinging from one mood to the next, Indigo has just arrived.

The 43,832nd most-loved Fedder, Geiiga is here.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211810:262 - Llama: Reason #5432 To Know that you play Too Much Fed: You put "XT" or "SAY" in your emails and AIM messages
211810:275 - Lagkiller: Reason #5433 To Know that you play Too Much Fed: You use xt and say in your RL conversations
211810:278 - Jediknightq: Reason #5434 To know that you too much time on your hands: You actually take time out to sit and ponder ways to know that you play Fed too much
211810:282 - Breyer: Reason #5435 To Know that You are Waiting for your Planet to complete a Build: You make post making fun of other post that include your own and make you look like a fool.
211810:351 - Iceddog: Reason #6969 To know you play Too Much Fed: At 2AM christmas mornin' your saying "Hi fed!"

211811:022 - Saffire: We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
211811:059 - Dockrk: But my mouth is twice as big as both my ears together....

211832:018 - Chewbacon: Where do baby workthingies come from?

211832:053 - Jabberwocky: I have been awarded the "Most entertaining to be spied award", give me a round of applause :)

211835:083 - Breyer: '
211835:114 - Mind: MISSING: One post from Breyer....she seems to have misplaced the rest of her post, If found please tb her immediatly. Thank you. :)

211836:060 - Risadeamoconia: I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves, while playing Fed

211813:277 - Koenig: Santa-thingy is ruining my planet's economy... The subversive has been giving stuff to the Work-Thingies FOR FREE!!! Who's going to buy my SensAmps now? That's what I want to know...

211819:650 - Shiek: Notice - The Procrastinators Club meeting has been postponed until next friday....thank you

211827:806 - Evileric: Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question... Yes is the answer.

211828:236 - Rchubb: :::taps the mic::: Is this thing on??
211828:237 - Darkhorse: I think so.
211828:265 - Chewbacon: No, Rchubb. I can't hear you. Pull on that wire that says 'HIGH VOLTAGE, DO NOT TOUCH'.

211830:949 - Triton: The meek dont inherit the earth, it goes into probate for many years, eventually going to the government as taxes ..

211831:017 - Chewbacon: How do turtles...ya know...how do they?
211831:066 - Zrasputin: They use their turtlenecks

211837:389 - Penterkar: While you were reading this post, someone took your groats.

211838:864 - Ditzy: OOOOOoooooo, what does this button do? ::presses the red button and all of Federation Dataspace goes out like a light:: Oops! Did I do that?
211838:870 - Vanity: Ahh, so the mythological "Fed Crashes" Button does exist...
211838:883 - Tis: ::Stumbles around in the dark looking for the on button::

211839:190 - Shaman: Don't be irreplacable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
211839:236 - Wolfyn: <--- made up of various spare parts anyway. ;)

211839:548 - Fang: Arfy..arf..arf! Fang wags his tail in greetings
211839:552 - Wolfyn: It's so neat when Fang runs out first thing and fetches in the Fed! Good morning. :)

211842:025 - Koenig: Help! Bolsheviks are taking over my planet and distributing stuff from my warehouses to the WT's free!

211845:944 - Nocturnus: what did the elephant say to the naked man? "Its cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

211848:037 - Rasal: Due to overwhelming typos, my other post has been removed and summarily burned

211848:085 - Rasal: Yes, it's true. As much as it hurts me to admit it, I am my own alt. :::hangs head in shame:::

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex pouncer
She's playing packrat, and going to beat Evileric's record!! She's loaded with everything not bolted down.
She is carrying the coin, the TDX, the share, the oscilloscope, the photograph, the cookie, the black box, the monkey wrench, the klystron, the soap, the coat, the kalindra, the novel, the flower, the watch, the thimble, the calendar, the sandwich, the manifesto, the Luncheon Voucher, the pearls, the jam roly-poly, the sugar cube, the chart, the map, the WHOOSH, and the diamond.

ex saffire
Her hair is frizzed and smoldering as you behold a Duchess entirely wrapped in Christmas lights! Evidence of a duchy decoration gone horribly wrong.

DRINKS OF THE MONTH

Locksnatcher has bought you a drink you have no use for and wouldn't want. Send it back.

Chewbacon has bought you a drink. What is it? Hell if I know. Use your imagination!

PARTY TREATS OF THE MONTH

Neecerie gives Rere an Eternity Eclair, heart shapped with cream filling and Eternity made chocolate and topped with whipped cream.

Wolfyn passes around a plate of internet cookies. They are guaranteed to invade your privacy, get lost when you switch systems, and embarrass you anytime someone edits your cookie file. "You've been to THAT site?"

Catspaws passes around a tray of Catnip Macaroons. Strangely, there are bites out of all the cookies, and a glazed look in Cats' eyes...

FAILED REBELLION OF THE MONTH

Wouldn't it be great if Macnbc has just arrived.
Macnbc says, "Oh phooey! Just when there were no navs/hosts/staffers around and I was going to TP the place.."
Macnbc stomps off, dragging his roll of Charmin behind him
Wouldn't it be great if Macnbc has just gone southeast.

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