 QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a
message from Qaxlor, "Long story, Snow...I parked at
a meter in front of the hospital and only had a bill, so
I went in and asked, "Change?" and before I
knew it, I was being wheeled down the hallway"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Deathiscome, "Almost time for me to go, any
last questions before I do ?"
>xt Yes, how do I make groats?
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.
Your comm unit relays a message from Deathiscome,
"print them :P."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Elvin, "Is there a brief name for
hypnotapes?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek,
"hypnos."
Your comm unit relays a message from Elvin,
"thanks."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek,
"NP."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek, "That'll
be 15,000,000IG Please..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Elvin, "Put it
on my tab ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek,
"Elvin...Tabs cost 5,000,000IG to open up..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek, "So
that'll be 20,000,000IG."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek, "Plus
Tax...Total is....."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek,
"175,689,911IG...."
Your comm unit relays a message from Elvin, "What is
the TAX rate?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Ack,
the tax rate. Pick a number between 0 and 50."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek,
"48.765."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfyn, "50 for
sure tonight."
Your comm unit relays a message from Derian, "Not
percent, however."
Your comm unit relays a message from Andy,
"Eleven-teen."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek, "And
then some Charges for other things..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darek, "Should
have read the fine print Elvin."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Kingdragon, "only 15 megs till I remake jp
;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Qaxlor,
"Wait...KD, weren't you a GH just yesterday?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Kingdragon, "I
know boo :) Hmm should I go to Baron an Stop or back to
Duke again hmmm I think Baron an stop."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "This of
course begs the obvious question of, why did you Duke in
the first place?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Andy, "Same
reason that >I< duked."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "I guess
I missed the reason of, "I Duked, so I could dd,
then agonize everyone with my decision on whether to do
it again, or stop at Baron" :::bangs the wall
against his head:::"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Cen, "odd....I keep having a fluctuating
treasury."
Your comm unit relays a message from Shaman, "Take
an antacid and forget about it."
Your comm unit relays a message from Cen, "will
do."
Your comm unit relays a message from Zrasputin,
"fluctuating up and down, or side to side?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Cen, "Its doing
the "Twist""
Your comm unit relays a message from Zrasputin,
"that's not fluctuating, that's exercising."
Your comm unit relays a message from Shaman, "Has it
been drinking?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Cen, "It must
have stole a richard simmons tape from Shammy."
Your comm unit relays a message from Shaman, "I was
looking for that! You ruined the whole bonfire! =P."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Rasal, "Today I've got a surplus of pain,
misery, more pain, a little suffering and a pinch of
evil. Which one do you want? ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Neecerie, "you
went to a parking lot sale in hell Ras?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chewbacon, "You
bought a parking lot, Ras?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "Why
was Rasal in Pittsburgh?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "I want
a parking lot."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Macnbc, "anybody out there seen Pepper
lately?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ruylupez, "It's
next to the salt."
Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "oh, ok
thanks."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Ruylupez, "I gotta learn the difference between
XT and Comm someday!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal,
":::tosses Ruy the manual:::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ruylupez,
"Thanks Rasal....but why is this in korean?"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Rasal, "Cheap labor costs."
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
The Hammer Falls and Rasal has
appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
"Stupid", Kup has
appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
I'm with Stupid ----> Kitty has appeared with a
shimmer of teleportation effect.
The Intergalactic Hoochie, Calyx is
here.
C code. C code run. Run, code, run!
Freya is here.
KILL KILL KIL...HEY!! NOT ME!!
Ruylupez has just arrived.
POSTS
OF THE MONTH
211970:222 - Danny: I have done so
much with so little for so long, I am ready to attempt
the impossible with nothing.
211970:365 - Quiver: The impossible meaning Danny's going
to shut up for once?
211970:909 - Sareenah: I'm not
under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I
am.
211972:596 - Piccalo: 12 piccalo
211972:626 - Triton: 1 triton
211972:680 - Macnbc: 42 macnbc
211972:688 - Bizcarp: One in a million bizcarp
211972:738 - Geiiga: The message board: When it
absolutely, positively, can't make any sense whatsoever.
211974:934 - Sareenah: Pi R
squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
211975:215 - Macnbc: All posts
above this one are really just a figment of your
imagination. This is the first post on the board. Really!
211980:030 - Koenig: Why does
building education require RNA? What exactly are we doing
to our children-thingies? -Koenig, Ruling-thingy of Bex.
211982:031 - Risadeamoconia: The
real art of conversation is not only to say the right
thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the
wrong thing at the tempting moment.
211985:515 - Jordy: First!
211985:515 - Machina: Second!
211985:525 - Rere: Third, ya know, it's the charm ;)
{{{{Carnival}}} {{{Wings}}} :)
211985:546 - Vlad: Fourth is, as everyone surely knows,
the banana you forgot in the back of the fridge.....;)
{{{{Halloween - Duchy of the Dead}}}}}
211985:550 - Hazed: First! Well, I will be when the ones
before me scroll off, and I stick at the top of the
board. Ah, the powers of the demi-goddess.
211985:554 - Nicholas: Second! (by Hazed's line of
thinking!)
211985:555 - Chelsia: third!!
211985:586 - Chewbacon: Ninth! Soon I'll be second...ah,
the wonders of a w00kie.
211985:613 - Ruylupez: Last!! at least until someone
messes it up by posting another message
211986:007 - Risadeamoconia: Fed is
where you can say anything you like, 'cause nobody
listens to you anyway.
211986:263 - Flair: ::glances
around and then bites a chunk out of the corkboard::
211986:510 - Nicholas: Third!
211986:544 - Ruylupez: Fifth!! (Don't you hate it when
someone removes a post and throws yours off making you
look dumb?)
211986:711 - Derian: I'm young,
broke, and I need a job. I need a cigarette. I need a
nap. Stop being lazy and go get me these things...please.
211986:795 - Doolittle: Please refer to Derian's post as
mine will be the same, with one minor, insignificant
change. I'm old. But, don't let that stop you from
getting me what i want :)
211986:825 - Chelsia: I'm older than dirt.. but will
always get for myself... those who desire others to
always do for them are lacking fiber... ;)
211986:866 - Honeysuite: well, Chelsia, the lack of fiber
kinda explains why they can't "do" ;)
211986:866 - Sargon: Fiber? ::hands out muffins:: that
should help then. :)
211986:935 - Chewbacon: Sometimes
you just have to stop and smell the burning
workthingies...ahh...steam power. Who says I have to
build energy?
211987:881 - Miasma: Beauty is most
definitely not in the eye of the beholder.
211987:882 - Wolfyn: That's just because I was squinting.
211987:895 - Mat: I knew I had something in my eye, but I
think beauty is a bit bigger
211988:925 - Doolittle: deleting
old post
211988:960 - Ddking: posting new post
211990:067 - Risadeamoconia:
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.
211990:760 - Risadeamoconia:
"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the
software."
211990:999 - Locksnatcher: I
came... I lagged... I got punted...
211991:064 - Claire: Living in the
past isn't so bad...sometimes the past is more real than
the present...sometimes the past is the true reality and
the present, just a misty dream within the heart
211991:105 - Draino: This post marks one more step to the
post above becoming the past.
211993:052 - Risadeamoconia: HAM
AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime
commitment for a pig.
211993:566 - Locksnatcher: You
must've been forgotten in a large case of amnesia.
211993:570 - Vlad: Usually just a six pack makes me
forget alot, but I raise a glass to you if you can drink
a whole case, Lock;)
211994:214 - Risadeamoconia: The
trouble with fed life is there's no background music!
ACTS OF
THE MONTH
Rere jumps!
Mira jumps!
Mira hides behind Rere...
Rasal spmuj!
You ask, "You going in reverse over there Ras?"
Rasal winks and says, "I jumped the other way."
Robroy disapears with
non-teleportation effect
DEATH
WISH OF THE WEEK
Triton thinks the thong is
demeaning to women, plus it isnt very comfortable while
they are scrubbing the floor and cooking me dinner
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post,
Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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