 QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Caliguy, "hey."
(long pause)
Your comm unit relays a message from Nicholas, "Why,
hello to you too."
Your comm unit relays a message from Caliguy, "how
are you doing?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Nicholas, "Just
fine, thanks! Sorry for the delay. It took me by surprise
when I realized there was an intelligent comment being
made on Nine."
Your comm unit relays a message from Caliguy,
"lol...this is 5."
Your comm unit relays a message from Nicholas, "
Whoa - no wonder."
"been a comedy of errors for
me today, first I get a sock error, then my front end
freezes and I had to reboot, and i did'nt save so finally
getting my article send", says Ashkellion.
"Sock error: mismatch in footwear.", Hazed
says.
Hazed says, "Please reboot."
Constantly dazed and confused
Annabell has just arrived.
Hazed asks, "Why are you dazed and confused?"
Annabell says, "too much drinking and hauling."
Annabell says, "usually not at the same time"
Annabell says, "it's not safe to drink and pilot a
ship, I flew into the sun last time I did it."
"Yeah, the Imperial Navy is very lax about policing
that kind of thing", Hazed says.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Macnbc, "plus the fact that I have a cat, I
can't begin to tell you how often when I had a
non-optical mouse how many times I had to go in and fish
clumps of cat hair off of it's rollers."
Your comm unit relays a message from Braymore, "You
cant keep your cat away from your mice balls?"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Nicholas, " LOL...somebody's been to the
dentist, I see?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "Had my
wisdom teeth pulled."
Your comm unit relays a message from Nicholas,
"Well, there goes that 200-point IQ"
Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "yep..
now if I could just remember my name.."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Stgarb, "you'd get tired lips if you kissed
everyone on 9 that said something stupid.
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
ready for her close up, Mr DeMille,
Neecerie has just appeared.
"le pant, le heave" PePe
La Mur has just arrived.
Being stalked by the Federazzi,
Rasal is here.
POSTS
OF THE MONTH
211997:636 - Kariscats: My fantasy
is two men at once........ One cooking,the other one
cleaning
211999:510 - Vlad: today we're
gonna party like it's 211999!
212001:032 - Piccalo: {{{{Help I'm
traped on a notice board}}}}
212003:735 - Tinsel: I post,
therefore I am.
212003:792 - Rere: I am, therefore I post
212008:993 - Wolfyn: We would worry
less about what people think of us if we knew how seldom
they actually do.
212009:965 - Cen: When a
workthingies lover is ruthlessly slain by the evil King
Richard Longfins a revolution of epic proportions is
unleashed by a middle aged sex icon. Dont
miss....Semi-not-really-feeling-up-to-it-without-my-Metamusil-Braveheart.
Starring Lem Nosbi
212010:870 - Camel: <---- Spits
at you all :)
212011:124 - Jordy: Looking for a
good man, preferably rich, and trained on how to keep the
toilet seat down after using it. TB me for more details.
All applicants will NOT be considered. :)
212011:151 - Kup: I never have a problem putting the
toilet seat down Jordy. I never put it up in the first
place :P
212011:607 - Wolfyn: We would worry
less about what people think of us if we knew how seldom
they actually do. (Bet you think this post is about you.)
;)
212011:626 - Hondo: I'd worry a lot less about what
people thought of me if I had nuclear weapons.
212012:962 - Nicholas: ::in his
Morpheus voice::: You take the blue pill and the story
ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you
want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in
Dataspace and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
212012:989 - Noc: Think I already OD'd on them red
pills...
212012:998 - Ivy: ::take a blue pill:: waits ... ::Takes
an other blue pill:: waits... "What's going
on?" - pause - "No one has taken the blue pill
before." ::pause:: Oh.. ::take a red pill::
"That's what I thought you would take."
212013:066 - Locksnatcher: Nono, if you take the BLUE
pill, they bonk you over the head, and take you back to
your house, and you stay plugged in.
212013:198 - Cav: So what do I do with this Orange
pill??? :::Wonders if it's a Red pill that fell in his
drink:::
212013:232 - Danny: Ever want to
see Danny do a build? Really? Well why not? What's wrong
with you? It's cool, it really is. No, why would I lie to
you? That's right. - Danny's Third Annual Build: Coming
Soon.
212013:792 - Geiiga: Aything worth
doing is worth doing poorly.
212015:510 - Chelsia: Ok... is this
thing broken? :::taps the notice board:::
212016:527 - Readerboy: Stop the
world, I wanna get off!
212016:604 - Breyer: ::pulls the huge lever in the
grizzly caves and watches as the world slows down::
Please stay seated until the ride has come to a complete
stop. Trade Elwen.
212018:981 - Miasma: In order to
convince a man of something, you must first make him WANT
to believe it.
212019:019 - Chelsia: wrong.. ever try to convince a man
to give up the remote, even after you have made him
believe it his for his own good? ;)
212019:199 - Badassonyxian: Doesn't matter if he believes
it's for his own good, you have to make him want to
believe he wants to give up the remote. Which is, as we
all know, impossible.
212027:039 - Howard: "The
Duchy of Camp is a democracy, however Duke Bsacarl has
final say on all matters concerning the Duchy." -
Camp's Guidelines - Anyone else see something wrong here?
212027:080 - Ardar: Not at all Howard ::shrugs::
{{{Theti}}} the Duchy with no rules!! {{{Chaos}}} the
Group with intent!!!
212027:085 - Foamfollower: Of course we do Howard! It's
obvious to us all... You're not in Camp .. oh wait ..
sorry, I was thinking of whats
RIGHT about ((~~CAMP~~)) ;)
212021:155 - Chewbacon: Can I
blowup Earth? That tourist is really making me angry.
:::puts a bandaid on his ankle:::
212021:753 - Freya: Oh
bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh
212023:505 - Vlad: Got Blood?
212023:510 - Sargon: Yes, and its mine! ALL Mine!!!
hehehaha.. ::cackles and runs through dataspace with an
evil grin::
212025:645 - Macnbc: (insert secret
code here)
212025:761 - Risadeamoconia: If at
first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
212025:788 - Wingdgirl: Clothes
make the person. Naked people have little or no influence
on society.
212025:826 - Derian: "Derian's practicing to be a
nudist. Her clear plastic coat makes her feel like she's
wearing something so that her modesty is intact for
now." - And I think I have a bit of influence,
Wingd. ;)
212025:816 - Hondo: The world was
too exciting, so on the eighth day, God created beige.
-Hondo
ARCHIVE
QUOTE AND POST OF THE WEEK
Given the alarums and
excursions last night, this
quote from the archives seemed appropriate:
Your comm unit relays a message
from Geiiga, "You at liberty to say what's going
on?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Barb, "Ok, do
you want the truth or a idiotic but comforting fake
story?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "I'd
really prefer the truth...I'm not as panicky as most of
the rest of them..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Barb, "The real
story is we are doing some unscheduled maintenance on the
DB"
Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "::very
deliberately refrains from panicking::"
Nightdroid asks, "Can anybody think of anything else
we might need to worry about at this point?"
"asteroid hitting earth", Barb says.
Barb says, "volcano erupting at 25 Broadway"
"Actually let me rephrase that", smiles
Nightdroid.
Hazed says, "Earth being attacked by carnivorous
aliens"
Nightdroid says, "I doubt that will happen."
211549:912 - Hazed: Following today's unexpected
maintenance, we're going to have to do some more
tomorrow. Sorry folks!
211549:922 - Firewalker: sure, sure Hazed.. I know what
you're gonna do.. party tonight and forget to turn the
server on tomorrow cause you're hungover ;)
MISTAKE
OF THE WEEK
Hazed says, "I am stupid... I
just fired up FedTerm, then sat there waiting for it to
connect, grumbling at how long it was taking, assuming
there was lots of lag. Then I realised I hadn't actually
told it to connect."
ACTS OF THE MONTH
Arrogant puts on a revue to cheer
you up
Arrogant only does it since it gives him an excuse to
dress up in women's clothes
Absolutely Fabulous....... Kao has
appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
Kao grabs Kup and gives him a long slow wet kiss that
curls his hair, shorts out his comm unit, and rips the
fabric of time..
Kao has given Breyer a sloppy snog!
Kao has given Saffire a passionate grope!
Kao waves
Absolutely Fabulous....... Kao has just vanished.
The public address system chimes softly and a voice says,
"Cleaning Droid to main lounge. Code 7."
CONFUSION OF THE MONTH
Macnbc, who was called a meanie by
Jelly has just appeared.
"Hi Mac", Hazed says.
"I'm Jel", says Jelly with a wink.
Hazed rolls her eyes
Hazed says, "Sorry Jelly"
"My brain isn't functioning today", Hazed says.
Jelly says, "Don't worry. It confused Mac"
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