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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate November 2001 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate November 2001 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in November 2001's Fed Funnies:
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Your comm unit relays a message
from Essencex, "Hey 9ers." From Warrior's Revenge, Thursay
November 15: Hazed says, "If you're forced to get married in Fed, is it a mag-gun wedding?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Wolfyn, "<-- adjusts her 8 cup size DDDD
bra." Your comm unit relays a message from Alternate, "Considering how friendly Fed it, you would think there would be a higher demand for the commodity Lubs."
The better to see you with, dearie! Wolfyn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Flying in on her electric broom Chelsia has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Bigfoot, Elvis, Space Aliens and Vlad has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. it's a broomstick you dolt Juel is here. My arms, your hearse... Rasal is here. Fed's Fashion Police, Priscilla has just appeared. NOW where am I?! Dgallagher has just arrived. Having just vanished elsewhere, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Wolfyn corrupted and approved, Sirglec has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. I bet you didnt know Kapitle has just arrived. An OpTiCaL iLlIuSiOn.. or Chelsia has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Stop me if you've heard this one: Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Tis is MISSING! No wait. Tis has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
212124:265 - Ruylupez: :::Runs an eraser over the boards::: 212124:372 - Chewbacon: Your mother and father made you during a night of heated passion. What you do with your life is pretty much *your* responsibility. 212129:078 - Chewbacon: Computer
games don't influence kids. If Pacman influenced kids
when it came out, today we'd be running down dark
corridors eating magic pills, fruit and monsters. 212130:240 - Wolfyn: If the world
was logical then men would ride sidesaddle. 212130:628 - Qaxlor: I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. 212131:138 - Qaxlor: I am militant agnostic, I don't know and neither do you... 212132:061 - Saffire: "Men are
like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king,
but most are jacks." ~Laura Swenson~ 212134:016 - Tis: If all is not lost, then where is it? 212134:018 - Ditzy: Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded... 212134:157 - Qaxlor: Where is the UNDO button for life? 212135:835 - Locksnatcher: It's the good girls who keep diaries... the bad girls never have the time. 12137:065 - Wolfyn: I live in my own little world, but it's ok... they know me here. 212136:987 - Vlad: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore - While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. Avon Lady! 212138:296 - Wolfyn: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (((Sirglec))) 212138:742 - Lobo: if "to the victor goes the spoils"...who gets the fresh stuff?? {{{{JUELZ RULZ}}}} 212140:076 - Rasal: If carrots are
so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits
on the highway? 212140:134 - Alternate: Flee while
you can !!!!!!!!!!! Barry Manilow is well and alive in
Sol. Run!!!!!!!!! 212140:180 - Wolfyn: Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative! (Just kidding, Sir! Sir? Sir? Are you asleep already?) 212147:609 - Tis: I didn't believe
in reincarnation the last time, either. 212148:028 - Wolfyn: I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected. 212150:567 - Hazed: I just can't
stand to see an empty board, no matter how great the
workmanship!
Having just vanished elsewhere,
Ford has just disappeared.
>ex ruylupez >ex foamfollower >ex memphisdave
Zidanetribal has bought you an ummm, you can't really tell what it is. It kinda smells too, and it just got up and left, ummm. Oh well, like you were gonna drink it anyway...! Chewbacon has bought you a vodka spiked punch! It's served out of a coldron with a bit of dry ice to add a smokey effect. You sip it once and feel the vodka taking it's toll, sip it twice and a chunk of dry ice touches your lips! Vlad has bought you a Halloween Pumpkin Ale in a Boris Karloff Mug! Vlad has bought you a platter of bat-shapped cookies with black frosting. For the eyes are two "Red Hot - Atomic Fireballs"!
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