Web Fed News Yearbooks - March 2002

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212243:129 - Cruise: Hello My name is Cruise and im a Fedaholic

212245:596 - Wrkincaid: You know you spend too much time online when you call into work and leave a message 'I won't be in today, I have RL stuff to do?' and not realize it until the boss asks 'what's RL stuff?'
212245:610 - Zeroz: You know you've spent too much time online when you're filling out a form in RL, and get pissed that the AutoComplete feature isn't working...

212245:860 - Wolfyn: Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

212248:628 - Wolfyn: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
212248:641 - Lobo: If a hippy gets his bong ripped off...is he disjointed?
212248:990 - Kotetsu: If a hippy has two bongs...is he double jointed?

212251:776 - Again: :::reads the message board::: Geesh! No one is talking about me!!! Phooey!

212252:028 - Jordy: Who says you can't come home again? My parents that's who.

212256:158 - Creepy: Beware of Eyes That March!
212256:175 - Amun: Beware the March of Dimes?
212256:200 - Ditzy: It's time to March on Wares?
212256:228 - Stifler: Amun....I thought it was Beware the aides of March?
212256:235 - Vlad: I believe it was Beware the Shirts with Starch
212256:241 - Fancy: Beware the Madness of March
212256:247 - Magesmiley: Beware the Madness of the March Hare
212256:254 - Ron: beware the guns of Ron

212256:798 - Rasal: This post served no other purpose than to scroll the top post off the board.

212257:003 - Icedrake: I am the Devourer of Worlds... and you are LUNCH.

212257:952 - Zeroz: There should be a warning on Fed's main page... "Warning: This Product may contain Nuts."

212258:071 - Doctorperl: you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose!

212258:157 - Danny: If you can read this, you're standing too close.

212259:320 - Snowstar: ::fingerpaints on the bar boards:: Oooo pretty!!!
212259:322 - Kella: ::stares at the fingerpainting:: lemme guess....it's a....bunny with a rather drastic ear re-location...?
212259:341 - Miasmiccloud: stares around at the fin r pai ing a l ove the ba osts

212261:118 - Bront: Engineering is the science of making life simpler by making it more complex

212261:235 - Mysteryman: Something to think about: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

212261:272 - Jediknightq: Have you hugged your workthingies today?
212261:365 - Again: Have you hugged me today?

212262:164 - Darkpumpkin: I flew into the Sun and all I got was this Lousy T-Shirt.

212262:234 - Victoria: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

212265:609 - Hazed: All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!

212267:926 - Snowstar: Men are like fruit....sometimes you gotta grope them to see just how fresh they are! :) {{{{Juelz Rulez}}}}

212269:114 - Again: :::reads the posts and wonders...'How am I gonna get in the funnies THIS week?:::

212271:059 - Wolfyn: People wouldn't worry about what others think of them if they realized how little they actually do - and if you think this is about you then... surprise!

212271:879 - Maley: TheNewZippo will be temporarily closed so that it's owner can re-familiarize himself with the planet. It's very bad when you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and can't find your way back to bed :(
212271:975 - Kella: Maley, i got so badly lost i couldn't find my way through the built in teleporter dear....i had to ditch ship and catch a spacecab home...;)

212275:619 - Rere: My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance!

212275:732 - Ruy: I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message..

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Your deluded imagination tells you Ruy has just appeared.

Being stalked for Fed Funnies again Jordy has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Shots should be moods..Tequila Redspice has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

On his gazillionist clone, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Fight my butt, I'm retired! Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

a Holographic reproduction of Ashkellion has just appeared.

Clothed in only 151 characters, Amun has just moved northeast.

Fed just got better! Zeroz has just vanished.

Maybe Cillasi has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Run away!!! Its... Jordy has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Molecularly rearranged Neva has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Call me Planters cuz I'm Nuts, Zeroz is here.

I'll respect you in the morning, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

The Mission Im-PAWS-ible Tigress, Tia has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

drunk or dead.. who knows or cares Perfidy has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

From Fedpardy:
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "*** #10, finishing off Ways to Die in Sol (with scores to follow). The answer is... ***"
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "Shooting pains engulf your chest, you cannot breathe, your face turns blue and you suffer a very painful -- and fatal -- cardiac arrest! (Or the equivalent for your species.)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "What is being snogged by Jordy?"

Danny says, "Ok, see, at school today I sorta snapped and accidentally broke a desk, long story. Once a month or so something really pisses me off and I break something. So now I'm apparently Lewis Black."
"Once a month? I think it's called PMS, Danno", Jordy says.
Danny smiles, "Not on any regular schedule."

Your comm unit relays a message from Nimat, ":::wishes Fed had spell check:::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ditzy, "A spell checker from the people that gave you Castillo... Yeah, right!"

Heard during last week's Fed Scramble:
Your comm unit relays a message from Chiefsgirl, "Scramble 11 .. it's one word..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chiefsgirl, "shudder ruin one"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ruy, "undernourished."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chiefsgirl, "Ruy!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ditzy, "::jaw drops open:::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "undernourished."
Your comm unit relays a message from Ditzy, "Grats, Ruy."
Your comm unit relays a message from Ruy, ":)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ruy, "I'm on a diet....so that one came naturally."

TELEPORT OF THE MONTH

screeech, grind, kachunk! Neva has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
Neva resticks the duct tape holding her porter together, smooths her dress and beams a smile at you

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