Web Fed News Yearbooks - October 2002

FED PRODUCTS WE WON'T BE SELLING

The company through which we sell our Fed merchandise, Cafepress, keep on introducing new products onto which we could plaster our logo, if we thought our players would be remotely interested in buying them.

Two of their recent editions caught my imagination. First was a child's bib. Well, actually, I wish they did an adult-sized bib; we could sell them as authentic Chez Diesel bibs, as used by patrons when eating Diesel's famous pizzas.

But in an email this morning, Cafepress informed me that one of their new products is a Women's Thong.

Presumably they don't mean it's the thong belonging to a particular woman - Diesel's thong, say. I am sure there'd be a market for that, although it's probably not an area we want to investigate too closely.

I'm not convinced our female Fed players would really be interested in buying a thong with Selena of the Spaceways on it. Maybe our male Fed players would consider it a great Christmas gift for their wives and/or girlfriends!

No, I don't think we'll be offering the Fed Thong any time soon. But you can buy a Fed t-shirt or mousemat, or other Fed items, from our store at http://www.cafeshops.com/snark.