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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate August 2003 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate August 2003 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in August 2003's Fed Funnies:
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212760:565 - Hazed: "Only the mediocre are always at their best." - Jean Giradour 212762:117 - Ops: What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal. -Albert Pike. 212762:119 - Vorete: Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box. 212763:567 - Hazed: "When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover that they are not it." - Bernard Bailey 212764:163 - Ops: Speak softly and
carry a big stick; you will go far. -Theodore Roosevelt. 212767:539 - Scottric: :::poses::::
212768:434 - Blairobrien: ::starts decorating all the sleepers with toilet tissue and christmas lights::Fa la la la la la la la la! 212769:510 - Xorith: WAKE UP!!!! 212769:670 - Wolfyn: We have only two things to worry about - either that things will never get back to normal, or that they already have. ~~~Never is such a short time anymore...~~~ 212769:964 - Victoria: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 212772:505 - Fishsticks: Cheese 212772:645 - Hazed: "An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations." - Charles de Montesquieu 212773:253 - Flair: A taxpayer is a person who doesn't have to take the Civil Service Exam to work for the government. 212773:797 - Zero: Once you know
what you are, you can get on with life. Folks, I am your
bank balance after 3 days in Vegas. 212774:023 - Wolfyn: If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well. 212774:579 - Xorith: I started with nothing and have most of it left. 212774:937 - Flair: My inferiority complex isn't as good as yours. 212775:567 - Tiki: Good judgement comes from experience and most experience comes from bad judgement. 212775:592 - Xorith: Behind every married Fedder is a screaming spouse threatening divorce. So I've heard anyway! 212775:602 - Wolfyn: Man was predestined to have free will. 212776:032 - Zero: My mind wandered... and left completely! 212776:532 - Xorith: #8 of the Top 10 Ways you know you're living in 2003: You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 212776:536 - Zero: And for today's FedNeck joke: If when balancing your household finances, you find yourself trying to 'DI HOUSEHOLD', you might be a FedNeck. 212776:568 - Rasal: Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 212777:563 - Rasal: Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 212777:964 - Xorith: "Knock hard, life is deaf" - Yes, but is it blind? What if I make a BIG neon PINK sign with BIG black letters! Will that work?! 212778:601 - Rasal: Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 212780:595 - Rasal: Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 212783:653 - Wolfyn: Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. 212787:221 - Again: Do not write in
the blank space { } 212788:514 - Zero: 1 212790:508 - Greyspacewolf:
HOWLS!!! First post!!! First post!!! ::puts muddy
pawprints all over the board:: 212790:702 - Rasal: Even though I
get so high, I know that I can't fly. And when I fall out
of the sky, who'll be standing by? 212791:506 - Wolfyn: Does the name
Pavlov ring a bell? 212793:105 - Ops: You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?' -George Bernard Shaw. 212793:927 - Wolfyn: Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. 212794:031 - Dragonheart: Felina, I found the perfect quote for you .... Used to be that my true love brought me chocolate. Now my true love IS Chocolate!
I'm blonde! Don't blame me! Again has just disappeared. This space for rent. Art has just arrived. A battery-operated replica of Tiki is here. Mostly unaware Galinfenner is here. MAYDAY: You are under attack if Flair has just arrived. SPYNET REPORT: Again is here. It's either deja vu or Cptmartin has just arrived. You were expecting Humphry Bogart? Tis is here. Set Stockpile Priscilla Infinite! Priscilla is here.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Vlad, "arrrrgggghhhhhhhhh....I'm a bi-polar
paranoid schizophrenic............no I'm not!!" Your comm unit relays a message
from Madonnaboi, "LOL, i'm keeping my mouth shut for
once." Your comm unit relays a message
from Vlad, "yes, I actually like the Big Band Theory
myself." Your comm unit relays a message
from Ops, "Soggy Bottom, Gladden Fields, Bull Run,
Hastings, Antioch, Glencoe, Gettyburg, Flodden,
Thermopylae, Brananburgh, Shiloh, Crecy, Agincourt,
Waterloo, Cannae, Lutzen, Chancellorville, Naseby or
D-Day. Look me in the eye and know my spirit there. My
tumb." Your comm unit relays a message
from Farleyboy, "Any bundles for sale out
there?"
Floating on the clouds, Blairobrien
has just arrived. Gergall taps MB on the shoulder
silently, points at Duke GSW, then motions towards the
fireplace
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