 POSTS OF THE MONTH
212795:640 - Nosyman: Sometimes we
wish so hard for what we cannot have, we miss all the
good stuff right under our nose.
212795:692 - Wolfyn: :: hands Nosyman a kleenex :: I
think I'll pass on that.
212798:508 - Art: Once upon a time
there was
212798:510 - Kadesha: Space; The final frontier
212798:529 - Tiki: This is the voyage of the starship
Imperial class - it's one day mission to
212798:530 - Tis: Seek out the edge of that frontier and
fill it with
212798:540 - Halia: Cheese, obviously.
212798:545 - Vlad: To Boldly SPlit Infinitives Like No
One Has Done Before!
212799:515 - Rasal: Why do they
call it a bridal shower if no one gets naked and no one
gets wet? {{{ Wolfyn }}} {{{ Caddo }}}
212801:632 - Hazed: "Reality
is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go
away." - Philip K Dick
212801:852 - Insomnius: Reality changes just when you
think you've found something you can stand.
212802:015 - Nosyman: More peeps oughta start looking for
reality where it is instead of where they wish it was or
think it is.
212803:517 - Greyspacewolf:
HOWLS!!! ::puts muddy pawprints all over the board::
212803:555 - Halia: Don't you Wolfy people ever clean
your paws?
212803:672 - Pouncer: *Smears pawprints over Halia's
post* MEOWS!!!!
212804:526 - Rasal: Given the
logically sound advice "If Life Gives You Lemons,
Make Lemonade", I must ask, what is the corollary in
the event that life has given one okra?
212804:538 - Greyspacewolf: I would vote for FRIED OKRA,
but that's just me. HOWLS!!!
212804:554 - Art: If life gives you okra, RUN AND HIDE!
212804:588 - Fishsticks: Come now.
We all know that life gives you Cheese, and you just
hafta try to make the best chip dip possible.
212804:617 - Xao: Lemonade, okra and cheese-dip for
breakfast?? ...Somehow "Wheaties" seems less
significant in the overall picture of life...
212805:880 - Nosyman: Where have
all the Fedders gone, long time waiting?....
212805:900 - Tiki: We all HID, hoping you'd find us...
:::hides again:::
212805:914 - Longdoggah: Well, all except me. I hid
hoping you WOULDN'T find us.
212805:946 - Dragonheart: Quote of
the day: The proper response to "Good Morning"
is not "Prove it!"
212806:680 - Fishsticks: Tis better
to have cheesed and cut, than to have never cheesed at
all
212806:904 - Xao: Today's Xaoism:
If at first you don't succeed, delegate...and blame the
failure on someone else!
212808:512 - Halcyon: "Men are
like fish: neither would get into trouble if they kept
their mouths shut." ~Anonymous {{{{TJ}}}}:::winks
mischievously:::
212808:530 - Fishsticks: Does that go doubly for me?
212808:903 - Gergall: You get a
post a day whether you use it or not, so...
212809:547 - Tiki: A bicycle can't
stand on it's own because it is two-tired.
212811:663 - Wolfyn: There was a
time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now
it happens to everybody.
212812:522 - Vasha: give a man a
fish and he'll chew it with his mouth open and leave the
bones all over the floor, teach a man to fish and he'll
never be home on the weekends.
212813:104 - Alsatian: If a dog
barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?
STORY
OF THE MONTH
212810:513 - Art: Once upon a time,
in a galaxy far, far away, there lived an old...
212810:565 - Chamberlain: woman who lived in a shoe.
212810:627 - Halia: She spent her whole life in this
shoe, constantly searching for the other missing shoe to
make the pair.
212810:652 - Shel: Until....one day...she found the other
shoe and.....
212810:665 - Snowlily: peeked inside to discover...
212810:712 - Tis: That a little old man was living in the
shoe. "Eh? What's that? Who's there?" he
shouted. Then the little old woman...
212810:737 - Frogfur: sat on a tuffet...
212810:810 - Wilde: and pondered how to go about getting
this old fart out of the shoe she so desparately
needed...
212810:848 - Madonnaboi: so she filled the shoe full of
water and watched as the little man...
212810:860 - Peggysue: turned into a frog with illusions
of princehood but he...
212810:861 - Cptmartin: couldn't get any princesses to
kiss him, as is the bane of most frogs these days.
Undaunted, he went to the...
212810:875 - Halcyon: ...neighbourhood pub, where he
proceeded to get piss-drunk. While he was sitting at the
bar...
212810:884 - Auditor: ... the old woman dragged his shoe
back beside her own and built a hall between them and
invited her...
212810:899 - Fishsticks: ...favorite monkey over for a
nice glass of melted cheese....
212810:925 - Thejunior: ...when suddenly, the monkey went
ballistic after burning his mouth on cheese that hadn't
cooled enough, scaring the old woman and spilling....
212810:939 - Silverwolf: ...Tequila on the drunken
monkey...
212810:945 - Paul: ...who angrily took the old womans
shoe and...
212810:962 - Cen: ...filled it up with the rest of the
tequila and called a bunch of his monkey friends over
to..
212810:995 - Xao: ...have a "hot monkey-love"
orgy...but just when things were beginning to swing (ACK!
Sorry for the pun!)...the little old woman...
212811:047 - Greyspacewolf: pulled out a hot iron and..
212811:058 - Rokyu: making monkey pancakes which caused
the..
212811:065 - Art: Old man to follow his nose back to the
pair of shoes for breakfast. Then...
212811:085 - Vlad: As he approached the shoes, his nose,
which was by then full of dirt, let out a terrific
sneeze, ejecting the monkeys onto the....
212811:128 - Wolfyn: Meet and Greet at the Duff Modem. If
you'd like to be a guest, contact Galinfenner or Wolfyn!
212816:586 - Tiki: Is a chicken
crossing the road poultry in motion?
212818:525 - Rasal: Why is it that
after not sleeping for two weeks and drinking only
coffee, I am able to see demons and control nature and
fly and stuff like that?
212818:563 - Fishsticks: Ask the
pavement.
212818:669 - Lobo: :::Blinks at
Rasal::: "You mean, there are people that
CAN'T??"
212818:806 - Peggysue: Well
obviously some can. How else do you think those 'do not
walk on the grass' signs get out there in the middle of
the lawn?
212820:650 - Art: According to a
recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, 9
out of 10
212821:143 - Maximuszan: Honesty is
the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
212821:672 - Maximuszan: He who
laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
A bounty hunter looking for Impala
has just left, going east.
The frock of Priscilla has just
appeared.
USDA Grade A: Sir Loin de Rasal is
here.
With trouble crayoned all over her
Indigo is here.
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Halia, "Fishy's all looks and no brains."
Your comm unit relays a message from Fishsticks,
"I'm not even looks, to tell the truth."
Your comm unit relays a message from Halia, "Well it
was too rude to call you ugly and stupid. I was easing
you into it you see. ;)"
ANCIENT
JOKE OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Hazed, "I don't have much for the Fed Funnies
this week... somebody say something amusing!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Dasypygal,
"something amusing :p."
TYPO OF
THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Faolan, "HOWLS!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Devor,
"HOWLS!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Faolan,
"HOWLS!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Thejunior,
"::HOWLS!!::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Gergall,
"HOWLS"
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"HOWLS!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Silverwolf,
"HOWLS!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Malikmalik,
"HOELS!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"LAUGHS!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Malikmalik,
"HOWLS!!! too."
EXIT OF
THE MONTH
Art takes out her brush and paints
a door in midair, the paint just hanging in the air like
a Tex Avery cartoon, then she opens the door and steps
through.
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