Web Fed News Yearbooks - November 2003

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212852:547 - Chamberlain: Plan on joining me tonight at 9:00 for another exciting edition of Deuces Wild. Watch or join in on the fun as players team up in a fight to the death to find out who is worthy of the championship. I'll be there. I hope you will too. Tune 10 for detai
212852:603 - Priscilla: Don't you just HATE it when you run out of text space on a post and don't notice it? :)

212853:592 - Wolfyn: If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -Harry S Truman

212853:901 - Dragonheart: Ignorance is bliss... So how come my boss isn't in a better mood?!

212855:618 - Wolfyn: Black holes must be the places where God divided by zero.
212855:663 - Tizpyro: God divided by zero to confuse mathematicians who claim Math, in itself, is the answer to the universe.

212858:771 - Auditor: Of the two constants in this world, I'm worse. Death only comes for you once but I come every year.

212860:847 - Wolfyn: "Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him feel persecuted." -Robert Sheckley

212862:677 - Wolfyn: A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. ;)

212863:592 - Longdoggah: I'm awake, I'm awake! ::blink:: Why? WHY am I awake?!
212863:600 - Halia: Maybe your workthingies needed some munchies, or something.
212863:606 - Maximuszan: He's awake? Heck, I'm awake and its not even noon... I tell ya, these are sure signs the Apocalypse is coming, or that W is getting reelected... personally, give me the apocalypse.

212864:552 - Devilish: I'm beginning to hate Squadron runs...
212864:612 - Vlad: so stop eating the Squadron food, Devilish;)

212864:595 - Wolfyn: To repeat what others have said requires education- to challenge it requires brains. -Mary Pettibone Poole. And then sometimes there's not sufficient memory to even retain it!

212865:648 - Wolfyn: "Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." -Eugene McCarthy ::ducks and runs!::
212865:667 - Greyspacewolf: Dang, no wonder I hate politics. I understand the game but it holds no importance for me. Guess I'll just have to settle for rich, famous and influential instead.

212867:177 - Wolfyn: Some people are very flexible - they can put both feet in their mouth!

212870:124 - Wolfyn: Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

212870:955 - Wolfyn: Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.

212874:272 - Fancy: Mrrow! The cat is back, Fed. I have returned!
212874:521 - Hazed: Quick - mice - the cat is back, stop playing!

212876:561 - Rasal: What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

212877:828 - Wolfyn: Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

212878:857 - Tis: I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but I still want to find my real ladder. If you know where my real ladder is, tell me.

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Taking applications for a new mood, Halia is here.

My Arms, Your Hearse... Rasal has just arrived.

Somehow, Grendell has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

That was zen, this is tao... Tarlcabot has just arrived.

cant be longer than 35 characters Moonus has just moved south.

You can't quite explain it but, Kariscats is here.

Better keep drinking, because Kella has just arrived.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Vulture, "Hello Faolan.
Your comm unit relays a message from Faolan, "Heya Vulture, how's the pickins?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Vulture, "Slim!!"

STORY OF THE MONTH

212855:557 - Shel: One day, on a planet far far away.......
212855:589 - Halcyon: .....there was a young, beautiful baroness. This baroness was adored by her people, but despite all the attention she got, she was very very lonely. One day, she decided she had had enough, so.....
212855:609 - Horseman: She decided to go for fame and glory by solving the Halloween puzzle planet. Unfortunatly, se got stuck in an open grave and almost died of fright when a ghost floated through her at midnight. Then...
212855:613 - Vlad: ...she died anyway. The End........
212855:614 - Hazed: Or was it? For in Fed, as we all know, there is life after death...
212855:798 - Antonia: After her re-incarnation, she found a tunnel in the side of the grave...
212855:814 - Wally: ....where she found Vlad in the cellar washing his stockings in a vat of...
212855:851 - Gigawatts: ...chocolate pudding, so excited by the sight of pudding she...
212855:899 - Cen: ate him.
212855:931 - Again: ...and all his stockings. After such a large meal, she developed a major tummy ache and...
212855:989 - Chelsia: she woke up and found it was all a nightmare.. and then she...
212855:998 - Grendell: ...she died anyway. The End........

METAPHYSICAL QUOTE OF THE MONTH

"How's life?", Hazed asks.
"Its morning...therefore life is nonexistant.", says Cen.

VIOLENCE OF THE MONTH

The cleaner has just arrived.
Kella kicks the cleaner.
The cleaner has just left.
Kella exclaims, "ha! you cleaning mongrel! take that!"
Kella says, "he left. the coward."
Zlath says, "it left"
Zlath says, "and it'll be back"
"yes. and then I'll kick it again.", Kella says.
Zlath shrugs.Kella says, "for I am Kella. Defiler of all things robotic."
Zlath is looking at you...
Zlath says, "dunno...all it says is yer nude...nothing about deflation...."
"why would i need to deflate to beat the cleaner up?", Kella asks.
"how should I know?", asks Zlath.
"maybe ya gotta deflate your anatomy to get to it ::shrugs::", says Zlath.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

>ex greyspacewolf
Wolf? Check. Grey fur? Check. Flirtatious grin? Check. Flowers for the ladies? Check. Better watch out, this wolf is on the prowl!

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