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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate December 2003 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate December 2003 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in December 2003's Fed Funnies:
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212892:558 - Wolfyn: Anything that is too stupid to be spoken can always be sung. 212895:172 - Foamfollower: Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? 212896:156 - Wolfyn: Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. 212896:208 - Foamfollower: You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too. 212896:547 - Greyspacewolf:
::smears muddy pawprints all over the nice clean board::
HOWLS!!! Mornin Fed!!! 212897:101 - Wolfyn: The most
exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I've found it!), but
"That's funny..." -Isaac Asimov 212897:554 - Hazed: "The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." - Doris Day 212899:607 - Wolfyn: If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? -Albert Einstein 212900:877 - Freya: A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. 212901:030 - Wolfyn: Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -Mark Twain 212901:801 - Freya: Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. 212901:931 - Tis: "Live long and suffer" - ancient Vulcan curse. 212904:953 - Wolfyn: It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. 212905:818 - Wolfyn: Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. -Dale Carnegie 212906:004 - Jazir: Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves. Brendan Behan, Irish author 212906:607 - Tis: The person who pays for the pizza gets the toppings that fall off in the box. 212906:611 - Wolfyn: Honesty is the key to any relationship. If you can fake that, you're in!
212899:856 - Tis: I am NOT the season! 212908:036 - Proctor: 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including Mus musculus
Oh no, not again, PLEASE! Duchesse Art has just arrived. The Portable Forest, 10 of Hyacinthe is here Due to lack of adequate funding, Kella has just arrived The Toe Tag Explorer Ladyagain has just disappeared. sit down strap in shut up & hang on Racingnut has just arrived. Two humps and a whole lot of fun, Cameljoe has just appeared.
The following occurred after Hazed had bought Newbod one of her trademark pink frothy drinks... Newbod plays with the swizzle
stick. Chamberlain has bought you a hard
tack bisquit and some salt pork. The bisquit is hard
enough to stop bullets and the salt pork is surplus from
the mexican war.
Your comm unit relays a message from Longdoggah, "OK, it was probably done on purpose, but I find it really amusing that Bohemian has moved to Rhapsody."
Urissa has given Chamberlain a
tender kiss!
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