MEET AND GREET WITH NECROSE May 7, 2006 Wearing a large, black cloak and carrying a long obsidian cane, Necrose is here. > ex necrose Jessecka exclaims, "welcome Necrose!" Necrose nods. "Thank you, Jess." Gwaptiva applauds politely. Furgas says, "greetings lord necrose" Necrose nods. "Lord Furgas. Good to see you, as always." Jessecka exclaims, "and Welcome everyone to today's special, RP edition of Meet and Greet! Today we'll be interviewing Necrose, Overlord of Lair and leader of the Necrotic Armada!" Gwaptiva looks at Zady, a nervous look in his eye Jessecka says, "thanks again, Necrose, come, sit and let's get started." Jessecka smiles. Jessecka asks, "well, I guess the biggest question on everyone's mind today is just what is a spaceherpe?" Robius nods. Jessecka whispers to everyone else who might not know, that Necrose is in fact a spaceherpe. Furgas says, "well i know what it is on the movie ice pirates" Necrose says, "Well, we are a solitary, nomadic race that does not have a single homeworld. We generally travel from planet to planet, fitting in where we can, but because of our size and longevity, we are frequently outcasts and subject to persecution, and even attempted extermination. But as they say, once you've got spaceherpes, you can never truly get rid of us." Jessecka laughs. Robius chuckles Gwaptiva mutters something Honoria nods at Furgas, "Hello." Pamtyc giggles Honoria giggles at Necrose comment Furgas smiles at the comment Jessecka asks, "so by fitting in, you mean taking over planets then?" Jessecka grins. Gwaptiva applauds that question. Necrose says, "We each do what we can to survive." Jessecka nods. Gwaptiva shakes his head. Jessecka says, "often misunderstood species do have to do things like that to survive." Jessecka says, "so, tell me how you came to be overlord of Lair" Necrose says, "Well, by default, mainly. I was looking for some place to call my own after a long lifetime of travelling from place to place, but wanted it to be rather remote and unnoticed, to avoid the attention of others. Lair was just such a planet: Uninhabited, out of the way, with no native intelligent species, yet capable of supporting life. It is perfect for what I need." Jessecka frowns. "Just what is it that you need in a planet, Necrose?" Necrose says, "Exactly what I said. Something off the beaten path, such that it garners little interest from the outside, as well as no native population to create problems from within. It is wholly my own world, with minimal intrusions from others." Jessecka giggles, realizing she probably won't be able to fool this guest into unintentional comments. Robius grins Honoria smiles thinking Jessecka is right. Necrose smiles. "I am of few words, Jess." Gwaptiva mutters something. Jessecka asks, "Ok, so you got Lair, and made it your home. Lately, it has been heard through the grapevine that you have your eyes on other planets as well. Any truth to that?" Necrose nods. "Well, considering the persecution our race has had to suffer throughout the ages, I am always looking to enhance my own security, and the security of those I care for." Gwaptiva snorts. Furgas raises hands Honoria smiles at Necrose words Jessecka asks, "ah yes, we saw that you and your armada helped Lynnea secure her world in the past few weeks. Was that battle harsh, and can you give us any details on the recovery efforts for the planet itself?" Necrose says, "The battle itself was sharp, but short, thankfully with minimal casualties. We are currently in the process of rounding up the remaining warlords of the various warring tribal factions, as well as rooting out the deeply-entrenched criminal element that had taken hold over the years. It should not be long before we are able to bring a semblance of order to what had been a chaotic and lawless society." Jessecka nods slowly. Gwaptiva shakes his head. Furgas asks, "any foreing fighter helping the warlords?" Furgas says, "opps off world fighter rather" Jessecka winks, "let's keep the questions until the end, please, Furgas ;)" Jessecka has given Furgas an ecstatic tickle. Furgas says, "fine i have lots" Jessecka raises an eyebrow at Furgas. Jessecka asks, "Necrose, some have accused you of being cruel and unfair....even to the point of manipulating people to your own means. Do you have anything to say to that in your defense?" Lynnea frowns slightly Honoria doesn't look pleased with the question. Necrose smiles evenly. "Well, that's a rather loaded question, Jessecka. Do you have any specific accusations you would like me to respond to?" Jessecka laughs. Gwaptiva hopes so. Honoria glances at Lyn, "Was this suppose to be a trial?" Jessecka winks, "not really, I'm just going on what lots of people mumbling under their breaths when you enter a room dear. Of course, I remember you from before you started wearing clothes, so I know better ;)" Furgas says, "if it was a trail there would be ga guards here" Lynnea shrugs at Honoria Necrose nods. "Well, as you have surmised, there are a great many people displeased with me, for whatever reason. The armor became an unfortunate necessity." Jessecka smiles, "yes, quite snazzy :)" Jessecka has given Necrose a cool tickle. Honoria grins well pleased with the upgraded armor Necrose is wearing. Necrose smiles and glances at Honoria. "I do have the best designer in the galaxy." Lynnea looks proudly at Hon, who designed it. Honoria smiles at Necrose, "Thank you." Furgas says, "tis nice" Jessecka asks, "so, I have noticed that you have been doing some mild recruiting for your armada. Things going well in that venture for you, or do you not care to discuss that?" Necrose nods. "Things are going well enough. It seems there are more than a few people who share my displeasure at the current state of governance." Gwaptiva scowls. Jessecka asks, "Ok, on a lighter note, I heard you have a new addition to Lair....a pony or horse or something....wanna give us the scoop?" Furgas wonders if he can eat the horse Honoria glares at Furgas, "That would not be wise." Necrose says, "There's not much of a scoop, to be honest. It was a gift to a close friend, and currently roams freely along Lair's beaches. It is quite friendly, and will allow most anyone to approach, and even pet, feed, groom or ride it." Jessecka smiles, "oh wow, that's neat. I'll have to go and check it out sometime :)" Necrose nods. "You are most welcome to, Jessecka." Jessecka ponders getting out the Lounge Crew notes from way back when and revealing some of Necrose's deep secrets, but then decides for Dryad's sake not to. Gwaptiva considers that a wise, yet totally unentertaining thought. Necrose looks pointedly at Jessecka and smiles. "We all have secrets, Jessecka." Robius grins Furgas would liek the lounge crew notes destroyed Droid has lounge video Jessecka says, "Ok everyone, I'll open the floor for questions. Necrose has a limited amount of time, so we might have to make this short. If anyone has a question, raise your hand. And please remember, this is a RP edition of meet and greet.." Furgas raise hand Jessecka asks, "Furgas?" Furgas asks, "ok lord necrose i was wondering for the sake of dilconian secuirty if you have your eyes on the world of maji?" Gwaptiva raises a brow. Jessecka looks a little surprised. Lynnea gapes Necrose says, "Also a bit of a loaded question, Furgas. I am always looking for friends and allies in my struggle to ensure some sense of order prevails during the ongoing collapse of the GA, but I have no intentions of invading and conquering Maji. I am no general. Warfare is a dangerous and costly business, to be avoided wherever possible." Honoria glances at Lynnea and raises her brows Jessecka nods and smiles at Necrose. Gwaptiva snorts, shaking his head in disbelief. Honoria glances at Gwaptiva Jessecka gives gwaptiva a look. Furgas says, "tho we both wish the fall of ga i see" Lynnea mutters in Hon's ear as she glares directly at Gwap. Necrose nods. "As would I Furgas. But, as you already know, I do not fear it." Jessecka asks, "Ok, moving on.....next question?" Jessecka looks a little nervous, and waits for the next hand. Gwaptiva starts to raise his hand, then decides to lower it again. Honoria slowly slides a whip from her side and stars running it through her fingers. Gwaptiva raises his hand after all. Nomad has bought you Buckets of tar and feathers Jessecka groans and calls on Gwaptiva. Lynnea pats Honoria's leg, smiling. Gwaptiva asks, "Would the Lord Necrose care to divulge the purpose of the facilities inside th volcano on Lair?" Honoria leans against Lynnea Gwaptiva leans over to Zadymka and whispers Furgas hands his servant a message to give to gwaptiva Jessecka shakes her head and sighs. Gwaptiva scribbles something on the note and send the servant back with it Jessecka glares at all the whispering and note passing, making you feel as though you are back in high school and caught by the teacher. Necrose smiles at Gwaptiva. "And would you care to divulge the purpose of your work on Maji? A rather needlessly intrusive question, but for the sake of decorum, I will answer. It is my residence, and the place where I conduct most of my work." Furgas looks at the note and smiles Gwaptiva grins. "If it were a Meet and Greet with Gwaptiva, I would be happy to. However, as it isn't..., but thank you for that answer. Most enlightening..." Jessecka says, "Ok, moving on.." Furgas raises his hand again Jessecka drawls, "shall I just mention again, this is a meet and greet darlings, not a firing squad....yes, Furgas..." Furgas smiles Gwaptiva chuckles. Furgas asks, "Lord Necrose is it true that you hold a slave girl in the prison in the volcano?" Honoria slowly lets the whip unfurl to the floor Jessecka says, "now come on guys, let's give this up" Occy smiles Furgas growls at honoria Honoria narrows her eyes at Furgas not intimidated Furgas says, "lady honoria this is a meet and greet please no fighting" Lynnea hisses at Furgas Necrose says, "Frankly, Furgas, what takes place on my planet is none of your concern. You and your plaything," he glances pointedly at Gwaptiva, "should have learned your lessons by now. But you always were a bit thick."" Jessecka strokes her special comm that will gag and lock everyone. Gwaptiva raises a brow, then chuckles at the silliness of that suggestion. Jessecka says, "children, let's play nice" Robius snuggles close to Jess hoping to not get gagged and locked. Droid chuckles Gwaptiva apologises to Jessecka Honoria nods at Jessecka, "Sorry Jess." Furgas says, "yes i am sorry also" Jessecka smiles. Furgas says, "i withdraw my question" Jessecka asks, "Ok, like I said before...moving on....anyone else right quick before we wrap this up today?" Gwaptiva says, "Well, in that case, nothing further from me, Jess." Jessecka smiles, "well, I have just a few more things I'd like to ask before we end today :)" Jessecka digs out those Lounge Crew notes afterall. Gwaptiva grins. Jessecka says, "normally this is the segment of the interview when I ask someone thier most embarrassing moment" Gwaptiva chuckles as he thinks of a few. Furgas smiles at his own moment Jessecka says, "in the last days, I have combed through weeks and months of Lounge Notes, searching for a few of Necrose's embarrassing moments" Jessecka winks, "and I think I have found what might have to be the one ;)" Jessecka winks, "Necrose, mind telling us the scoop on the affair between Monodufuego and your left leg? ;)" Robius laughs Honoria grins imagining this is a very good story. Nomad waits for a quick disconnect from someone Furgas says, "wait i thougth the fire monkey humped everyones leg" Jessecka winks, "ah, but he was in LOVE with Necrose's left leg...;)" Furgas says, "true i remeber that" Necrose rolls his eyes. "The infernal flaming monkey. He apparently developed an attachment to my leg, but apparently I was not alone in that regard." Jessecka laughs. Jessecka winks, "as I remember, the affair only lasted a few days....he must have been a fickle monkey ;)" Gwaptiva isn't surprised. Necrose responds drily, "My loss, I guess." Jessecka giggles at Necrose. Honoria smiles Jessecka smiles, "Is there anything you would like to say today, Necrose, before we end this interview? :)" Robius asks, "Oh, I always thought Necrose's leg Mono for someone else?" Robius says, "dumped Mono*" Jessecka says, "seems I heard that as well Rob" Furgas misses the lounge crew sometimes Jessecka pokes Necrose, pondering if he fell asleep on her. Necrose says, "I know there are some people who disagree with my viewpoints and methods, but the GA is caught in the downward spiral of entropy - the inevitable deterioration of a society. We pay exorbitant taxes only to need to pay bribes for even the most basic of services. The bureaucracy is bloated and unresponsive, and increasingly unable to deal with important issues. Times are changing, and people can either make the effort to deal with it, or become caught up in the maelstrom as the GA disintegrates. I have chosen the former. Those who do not, do so at their own peril. History will be our judge." Furgas says, "as one that is on the ga's hit list here here to necrose" Gwaptiva mutters, "Yeah, as if planet owners pay any tax" Jessecka exclaims, "and that's this weeks Meet and Greet! Thanks to everyone for coming out this week and a special thanks to Necrose!" With his cape billowing behind him, Necrose has left. Nomad passes out wanted posters |