FEDERATION 2 STAFF BIOGRAPHIES

ARLENE

Often found talking out of both sides of his mouth, Arlene is the head of Public Relations & Marketing for Federation 2. Arlene, it has been said by many, looks remarkably like Margaret Thatcher at the peak of her beauty.

Arlene is a highly decorated member of Federation 2 Society. Most recently, he was awarded the highly coveted Emily Howard Real Lady award, Rubbish Class. The mostly honorific Born Again Virgin title was bestowed upon him by the Uranus Football League following their annual Swingers Ball. And of course, it must be mentioned that Arlene is most proud of being voted the 3rd most unpleasant side effect of The Great Constant Shift.