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FEDERATION 2 - PLAYER REVIEWSDR. FOGG'S MARITAL ARTS EMPORIUM ON VENUSReviewed by Lord Zarquard, Galactic Traveller ExtraordinaireSo funny story. I was walking along the street on Venus the other day, minding my business and I see this little place on the left. The windows were blacked out and there was no sign evident anywhere. I almost dismissed it as abandoned, until I heard the distinct sounds of money changing hands and I was reminded of the ninth rule of acquisition, "Opportunity plus instinct equals profit." So pushed open the door and went in. The shop was bustling with activity but I managed to make my way to the shopkeeper and had a look around the shop on the way. The Venusian condoms were a special treat as I've never seen the male Venusian in the shower before. Now I'm sure I never want to. (Although it does explain that issue last week after my date with the curator of the Venus museum.) And the selection of lingerie... Well, I just don't get the human obsession with clothing their females, especially when getting intimate. Just disgusting. When I finally met up with the good Doctor (I have a request with the Galactic Administration to verify that he really is a doctor, because I have my doubts) he showed me around the back room, and the variety of devices. Most of which, I'm quite certain, I have no idea how they would be used. A joystick? What does one need with that. For any one planning to visit this lovely shop, remember rule 229 "Latinum and groats last longer than lust." |