Fed II Star - January 8, 2006

POSTS OF THE HOLIDAYS

Stardate: 113556:4632 - Kella: It's always a good day when you can argue with yourself in public.
Stardate: 113556:4651 - Inara: No, it's not.

Stardate: 113560:2557 - Nomad: For sale REAL cheap: Warehouse full of Fruit cakes. Including Relatives

Stardate: 113579:3757 - Hitman: Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband

Stardate: 113583:0284 - Kella: Vinyl records are like women. If you handle it gently, it'll play for you forever. Accidentally scratch once, and you're screwed for life.

Stardate: 113588:2229 - Art: They're not really fixing the streets. They're just moving the holes so that motorists can't memorize them.

Stardate: 113596:2292 - Hitman: A good friend will come bail you out of jail.. But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying.... WE screwed up!

Stardate: 113623:0037 - Hitman: My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."

Stardate: 113646:8556 - Freya: It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. -- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Stardate: 113663:4339 - Gwaptiva: A milliHelen is the amount of beauty it takes to launch one ship

MOODS OF THE HOLIDAYS

Fastest car in Fed... Ferreri is here.

Ready to learn how NOT to blow up a Nuclear reactor, Gwarrior is here.

The Slightly-Misunderstood Outlaw Sycorax has left.

Just another Adventurer, Just another Akaturi job, Jinto has just arrived.

Some random person you vaguely recall being named Bob has left.

watch your step, i'm Helpless has left.

Mr. Britney Spears of Fed, Robius has left.

I'm going to get them!! It's the AK's last stand! Asterix has left.

Lighting GAsChips and throwing them like incindiary bombs... Ryuken is here.

I've got hoes, in different area codes... because I'm a gardener. Ryuken is here.

wearing a t-shirt that says, "Please, don't interrupt me, while I'm ignoring you," Angelfowl has left.

CHRISTMAS MOODS OF THE HOLIDAYS

It's the happiest time of the year... have a beer, Gandolf has left.

Digging himself out from under a pile of unsent Christmas cards, Doggah has just arrived.

Dressed like Santa's helper and wearing a Ho Ho Ho hat, Jessecka is here.

Waiting for Santa Kitty to fill her stocking with mice, Catspaws has just arrived.

All I want for Christmas is a box of smurfs and a rubber mallet. Robius has just arrived.

Asleep in the swing while wearing a santa hat and clutching an empty vodka bottle, Stalin is here.

Tis the season to wait in line, Phedre is here.

QUOTES OF THE HOLIDAYS

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "The Fed 5 Food groups - sugar, alcohol, caffeine, nicoteine, chocolate and pizza"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Darkangel, "that's 6 Freya"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Mmm... chocolate pizza.... ::drools::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "That is 5 food groups for certain definitions of the number 5"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "For large values of 5"

Bella says, "we are crashing in the save out when the game is taken down"
Nightdroid asks, "Something wrong with the fabric of the unvierse?"
Buddy asks, "did someone shrink the fabric by putting it in the dryer, ND?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Icey, "wow.. i missed hazed's name in the list of who was one.. Good Afternoon hazed ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed," You missed me? How could you miss ME? I'm the demi-goddess - when I log on, trumpets sound a fanfare and choirs of droids sing my praises in massed harmony"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "cause he is blind and deaf"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Racingnut, "toy trumpets? ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed," Voices through the Galaxy cheer "Hurrah for Hazed!" Rose petals fall from the skies. The very stars themselves twinkle and spell out my name."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed," Or maybe all that only happens in my head..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "darn you are lucky, I only have voices in my head, and they argue most of the time"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed," Oh, all the voices in my head are in perfect agreement. They all tell me I am wonderful."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Racingnut, "but you only have a problem when you start losing arguments with voices in your head"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "I don't argue with the voices in my head...they are too busy arguing among themselves"

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Therealrasal, "I just saw this, The tannoy goes bing-bong and an artificial voice says, "Your attention please. This is a test announcement. If you did not hear this announcement, please contact a member of staff immediately." but didn't hear it. So hence I am contacting you."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Did you know that it is possible to reprogram your nano-chameleon clothes to produce a dazzling new outfit?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "mine keeps making outfits out of bubbles...I think I spilled some bubble bath on it"

NOT-SO-TEMPTING OFFER OF THE HOLIDAYS

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Vote for Fed II today at http://www.ibgames.net/vote. It's a simple and free way help Fed II grow. Free kiss from Arlene with proof of vote - restrictions apply."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed," Doesn't that put people off, Arlene?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Hope not"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "just in case, I'll throw in a free banana"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "actually forget the banana, I don't want to perpetuate the stereotyping of my species"

And then later...
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Anyone want to apply for a kiss?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i'll pass Arlene. thanks"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed," I'd rather have my lips stapled together"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "That can be arranged."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed," Before anyone takes Arlene up on his oh-so-generous offer... have you SEEN his picture?"
Arlene has just arrived. Arlene is wearing a medallion and is carrying a keyring.
Arlene quickly processes the necessary paperwork with no need for any signature of consent.
Arlene reveals a bright Red Stapler.
Hazed says, "I was speaking metaphorically, dear. You must stop taking this so very literally."
Arlene places the stapler above Hazed's upper lip and yet also below her lower lip at the same time.
Hazed says, "Don't you know who I am? I'm the demi-goddess - you can't just go around assaulting me with stationery items."
Hazed says, "Now stop waving that stapler in my face, you over-dressed drag queen"

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