Fed II Star - March 5, 2006

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 114086:7406 - Gwaptiva: The gene pool could use a little chlorine

Stardate: 114087:3197 - Freya: I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west. -- Richard Jeni

Stardate: 114090:8966 - Art: Support your local medical examiner. Die strangely.

Stardate: 114096:0608 - Art: Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Stardate: 114096:8398 - Cen: When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail
Stardate: 114097:7154 - Nightdroid: If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
Stardate: 114098:2629 - Zand: The heck with it, let's all get hammered!
Stardate: 114098:3516 - Gwaptiva: If at first you don't succeed, it probably isn't worth succeeding anyway - H.J. Simpson
Stardate: 114098:6574 - Art: If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving probably isn't for you.
Stardate: 114098:9010 - Fancy: If at first you DO succeed, try to hide your amazement.

Stardate: 114097:1325 - Lynnea: I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen

Stardate: 114105:8215 - Hazed: A bus station is where buses stop. A train station is where trains stop. On my desk, there is a work station...

Stardate: 114106:2598 - Robius: There are really only 3 real lawyer jokes; the rest are just documented case histories.

Stardate: 114108:5885 - Art: That which doesn't kill you can probably stand up in court as mitigating circumstances.

Stardate: 114109:0741 - Gandroid: Everyone in here makes me happy. Some when they enter, others when they leave.

Stardate: 114113:5662 - Hitman: post The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it
Stardate: 114115:5202 - Artscrafter: Actually, the frightening thing about life in general is how you'll never get out alive.

Stardate: 114117:3606 - Art: Protect your bagels. Put lox on them.

Stardate: 114118:3027 - Ras: Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.

Stardate: 114122:0331 - Jessecka: You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!!!

Stardate: 114130:4755 - Jessecka: Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Stardate: 114134:2668 - Art: Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.

MOOD OF THE WEEK

Reading 'Futures for Dummies' and not quite getting it, Outlander is here.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lugar, "How long before the newness wears off of me? ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "ummmm, 2 or 3 years, maybe :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I dunno, some people get jaded quicker than others :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lugar, "Heck, I'm too busy getting lost on planets doing the Akaturi missions to get jaded yet."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "The time will come Lugar"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Shhhh, don't corrupt him too soon, folks"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "Ok, I'll put away my hunk of jade. I was going to throw it at him."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "back"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "front"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Boone, "elbow"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "thigh"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Connected to?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Boone, "whys does this sound like a cheap word-association test?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "that would depend on which way you go Hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I was waiting for someone to break into song"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Boone, "I break into houses, not songs :)"

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