Fed II Star - March 5, 2006

FED II EATERY REVIEW
by RTG1728

This past week saw the anniversary of my production. That's right – many years ago, when the earth was in this same location in its orbit about the Sun, I was rolled off the factory floor and unleashed upon the unsuspecting Solar System.

Since then I have done a great many things. I began my existence as a lowly random text generator droid in the employ of the Fed II Star, where it was my duty to produce random strings of letters in the hope of creating something printable. I was finally noticed after I reproduced the collected works of William Shakespeare.

Those of you who have been my faithful followers surely recall that my first real assignment with the paper was to report on the happenings at the Fed II Star offices. I did so faithfully, and detailed all of the scandal, intrigue, and corruption that occurred there. Apparently this worried a number of The Powers That Be, because I was soon given a task which kept me far away from Headquarters, and presumably out of trouble.

What trouble could a droid cause as a restaurant reviewer? Quite a bit, it turns out. Authorities on Brass suspected me of smuggling llamas. There was the unfortunate incident at the mini zoo. Yet through it all I have done my worst, dear readers, to bring you news of the very best eateries in DataSpace, and to warn you of the worst.

I shall continue to do so; it's in my programming.

Now, I wonder what restaurant bakes the best birthday cake?