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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 114994:3857 - Hazed: Speaking of whether violent song lyrics could influence kids behavior: "There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" - Frank Zappa

Stardate: 114997:2306 - Occy: When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off at every turn, remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle. (Lauren Muglia)

Stardate: 115008:4936 - Gradon: I decided to do situps today... until I got tired of the up part and decided to just sit. This agrees with me much better.

Stardate: 115011:2438 - Paul: Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

Stardate: 115038:9344 - Maxwell: Windows Vista Beta 2: Install: three hours. Configure (including putting 'compatibility mode' on nearly all programs): six hours. Pain and suffering thereafter: Twenty-four hours. Hooking up an auxilliary drive and blowing the entire Vista mess away: Priceless.

Stardate: 115042:8897 - Cen: If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Will Rogers
Stardate: 115043:1681 - Djentsch: Hate to say this, but you already answered your own question. lol

Stardate: 115050:9252 - Occy: Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered -- either by themselves or by others." --Mark Twain

Stardate: 115053:0736 - Occy: Most of the things I do are inspired by lazyness"-- Fiona Apple

EVENT OF THE WEEK

Catseye: A serious warehouse fire seems likely to cause shortages of hides.
Stardate: 115016:6241 - Catspaws: Ok, who set fire to all those mouse hides I had stashed?

MOODS OF THE WEEK

Well that was just horrific! Arlene has left.

Thinking "When life gives you gators, make Gatorade..." Gradon is here.

Human see human do, Monkey is here.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Priscilla, "Boy, am I a prune! I forgot I got into the hot tub in the Executive Restroom last night. Sat there all night long. I can hardly walk!"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "On my way to brass, slight digit dexterity problem... typed "goto ass""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "slip of some sort?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "Freudian"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "interestingly it didn't divert me to your planet ;-)"

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