POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 115535:8644 - Gandroid: Three men ran into a bar... the android ducked.
Stardate: 115536:9856 - Gandolf: I told you not to talk about that night, Gandroid.
Stardate: 115561:6251 - Gandroid: Some days it just doesn't pay to get up and plug yourself in.
Stardate: 115568:1376 - Occy: Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute. But set him onfire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Stardate: 115578:0342 - Buddy: It has been announced that the following will now be considered planets: Giant donuts advertising a donut shop, elephants curled up into a ball and the world's biggest ball of twine.
Stardate: 115578:0374 - Buddy: oh, and Elton John
Stardate: 115578:0864 - Buddy: This just in: The new mnemonic schoolchildren will use to memorize the planets will be "My Very Energetic Monkey Can Justify Sitting Under Napkins Playing Chintzy Xylophones"
Stardate: 115578:6601 - Gandroid: You have a monkey?
Stardate: 115580:6491 - Catspaws: At least HIS monkey has talent, Gandy. :)
Stardate: 115581:0444 - Zand: All this monkey talk is getting dangerously close to turning an PG rating into an X rating. (If Fed is even Rated)
Stardate: 115586:5136 - Djentsch: Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. - Robert C. Gallagher
Stardate: 115593:6852 - Grewl: Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. ~George Burns
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "ya know, if it wasn't for bad luck, i wouldn't have any at all. lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "aaaawww"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "got home last night, and my water was off"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "past its sell-by-date?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "something like that Gwaptiva"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I hate expired water"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ropp, "I had perspired water"
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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