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EARTHDATE: October 15, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 116050:4004 - Occy: A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing." --George Bernard Shaw,

Stardate: 116059:4249 - Occy: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened." --Cora Harvey Armstrong,

Stardate: 116060:5180 - Oris: if a plane crashes in the forest... and there is no-one there to hear it... does it take up 3 days of news coverage?

Stardate: 116070:3288 - Rowan: Why put off until tomorrow what can be done today? If you do it today and like it, you'll be able to do it again tomorrow!
Stardate: 116070:5776 - Jackstraw: why put off until tomorrow, what you can get someone else to do for you today!

Stardate: 116072:0459 - Liakell: At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. - Emo Phillips

Stardate: 116072:3138 - Axel: I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stardate: 116074:3378 - Vlad: Happy Friday the 13th! Have a triskaidekaphantastic day!
Stardate: 116077:2156 - Nomad: Catseye: A new fad is causing an increase in demand for Black Cats

Stardate: 116075:8790 - Squeeky: I came.. I saw.. I................... well do it really matter what I did????
Stardate: 116075:9987 - Catspaws: The mouse came.... I saw... I ate.... Where are the breath mints?


MOOD OF THE WEEK

Buying a Mercedes Benz doesn't make you a better vehicle operator says Occy is here.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "nah, I already have Tweey sitting here as well"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i don't know that name Jess"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tweety, "Tweet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Liakell, "it's like squeeky but tastes like chicken"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "now that name i know"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "i thought every thing tasted like chicken"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "ROFL, I crack myself up...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "So you have one fan then, Stirling."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Apparently only one"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Genike, "That is a sure sign of Dementia"


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