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REAL LIFE NEWS: SERIOUS HYGIENE PROBLEM

by Hazed

As well as instructing you on your posture, mother probably told you to always wash your hands after going to the toilet - advice you really should heed, as a Texas man found out recently.

Morgan Jackson was drinking with two friends in the Tumbleweeds Sports Bar, Fort Worth, Texas last week when Eric Jennings Kisiah charged at them with a knife because, as the Houston Chronicle explains, "he apparently grew angry that one of the men didn't wash his hands in the bathroom." Poor Jackson was stabbed four times with an eight-inch knife.

Before the attack happened, Kisiah "confronted a group of three friends at the bar because he was upset about one of them not washing his hands after using the restroom", according to the police report. He "called the men names and told them that they were dirty" before leaving with the threat to "slash their throats". When the three drinking buddies eventually left the bar, Kisiah jumped out from behind a bush where he had been waiting for them and stabbed Jackson. He was restrained until the police arrived and arrested him.

Kisiah has been charged on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and is in jail awaiting trial. Meanwhile, Jackson has had surgery for his wounds and was reported to be in good condition.

Of all the ridiculous reasons for getting angry, this one must be the most ludicrous!

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