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EARTHDATE: February 18, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 1

TOP TEN WORST PICK-UP LINES

by Hazed

In honor of Valentine's Day, the day for lovers and romance, the male players demonstrated their familiarity with the very worst pick-up lines of all time:

1. Hey baby what's your sign?
2. Come here often?
3. Hey baby you sure heaven aint miss'n no angel...
4. Let's put those clothes where they belong... on my floor.
5. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
6. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
7. If you get drunk enough I become cute.
8. Call a doctor, I have died and went to heaven.
9. I'd like to show you the sights of Venus... your spaceship or mine?
10. Your dad must be a thief... How else could he have stolen the sparkle of the stars and put them in your eyes.

Pass the sickbag! Thanks to Mentallyhayzed, Djentsch, Bourbon, Cragon and Mylar who all contributed.


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