TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY THE DEM I-GODDESS
by Hazed
I am not sure just why anybody would want to annoy me - it would be quite risky given my powers of retribution - but for some reason yesterday the topic of conversation on the comms turned to how one would do that, purely hypothetically, of course. Here are the suggestions that came up.
| 1. |
Hide her shuttle keys... wait no... she never leaves Chez Diesel, that won't work. So hide Chez Diesel! |
| 2. |
Tell her she needs to go on a diet. |
| 3. |
Fail to offer her any chocolate. |
| 4. |
Offer her chocolates, then take them back. |
| 5. |
Renumber the map and then give her a teleporter. |
| 6. |
Fail to compliment her writing in the Fed2 Star. |
| 7. |
Claim to have read the Fed2 Star that day, and then ask a question that was covered in detail. |
| 8. |
Post a negative review that slates the game on The Mud Connector site. |
| 9. |
Point out that she is wrong half the time, being only a DEMI-goddess. |
| 10. |
And one specifically for Bella: tell her how something is going to work in the game, wait until she's written about it in the Star, then change your mind! |
Thanks to Oddball, Cragon, Courbon, Cloudbase and Nut. And no thanks whatsoever to Bella!
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