TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO PROMOTE TO MOGUL
by Hazed
With all the new Moguls in Fed DataSpace this week, we were pondering on the comms the reasons why some Engineer had chosen not to promote just yet...
| 1. |
They haven't done enough builds. |
| 2. |
They need to empty out all those huge stockpiles. |
| 3. |
They haven't written a second planet yet. |
| 4. |
They finally figured out how to make their current exchange make money. |
| 5. |
Their resource planet has a great roll. |
| 6. |
Their citizens are revolting and destroying builds faster than they can rebuild them. |
| 7. |
It's hard enough keeping one planet's population happy, without adding another load of malcontents to the system. |
| 8. |
They exiled everyone from their planet, including themselves! |
| 9. |
The universe only needs so many stock planets with exactly the same descriptions. |
| 10. |
Because their first planet sucked and their second one will be twice as bad! |
Thanks to Arlene, Butters, Cloudbase, Djentsch, Myda, Pugwsh and Trilleth for their suggestions.
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