POSTS OF THE HOLIDAY PERIOD
Stardate: 118581:6412 - Jessecka: Every fight is a food fight when you-re a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin
Stardate: 118590:3061 - Jessecka: Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Stardate: 118596:0585 - Lagkiller: Jess, I think you would know by now...The problem with creating something foolproof, is you underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
Stardate: 118600:9959 - Vitum: Donate 500,000 groats to the Upstart Groundhog Fund, and I will send you an autographed book titled "The Way to Happiness, How to Make People Send You Money For a Book." Order while supplies last!
Stardate: 118601:1218 - Bourbon: Did anyone actually figure out Who let the Dogs out?
Stardate: 118603:1283 - Deadwood: I"m pretty sure it was the cat.
Stardate: 118603:2134 - Zand: I don't know who let the dogs out, but they should be shot on sight!
Stardate: 118603:5959 - Catspaws: Dogs?!?! Excuse me while I climb a tree...
Stardate: 118607:5178 - Squeeky: What do you call male ballerinas?
Stardate: 118609:8368 - Morgain: Squeeky, a ballerino?
Stardate: 118611:7356 - Racingnut: weird?
Stardate: 118611:7940 - Arlene: Male Ballerina: not Arlene
Stardate: 118611:8096 - Klytos: Man in tights?
Stardate: 118616:0975 - Squeeky: Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Stardate: 118618:4505 - Smitty: speaking of hmm, i don't like lipstick, but here's a question: what's brown and sticky? ... a stick!
Stardate: 118628:0955 - Insomnius: I just heard chocolate is a 75 billion dollar industry. NOw I want a piece of that!
Stardate: 118643:0641 - Occy: Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Stardate: 118644:5876 - Lagkiller: One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation. - Thomas B. Reed
Stardate: 118650:6901 - Hazed: There's always a bit of truth in every rumour - the trouble is finding out which bit.
Stardate: 118653:3486 - Insomnius: I don't like to spread gossip, but I have no idea what else you could do with it.
Stardate: 118653:4381 - Nutoid: I never repeat gossip.. so you better listen good the first time..
MOOD OF THE HOLIDAY PERIOD
Smartly dressed in his Birthday suit, Genike has left.
QUOTES OF THE HOLIDAY PERIOD
Federation II will be closing down for a short while in ten minutes time.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Time flies..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zodraz, "When you're having Fed.;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Xorna, "I guess there is no good way to beat the taxman as an FO."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I can only recommend suicide."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Xorna, "Indeed, that would certainly be one alternative, Arlene."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "And apparently, it's painless. And it brings on many changes."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I can take or leave it, if I please"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "squeek"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lagkiller, "Dang it, where did I put the oil can"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I hate apartment hunting"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nosferatu, "Are they in season?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Work is a 4 letter word that is bad...the only 4 letter word that is good is "beer"."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Fed2 is quite a good four character word?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Umm...Food...that's a good 4 letter word"
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