POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 118987:6744 - Cloudbase: Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' - Charlie Brown
Stardate: 118988:3197 - Lagkiller: Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Ernest Benn
Stardate: 119003:1402 - Lagkiller: I am never concerned about if the glass is half full or half empty, I am just conerned that someone has drank half my beer and must pay!
Stardate: 119004:9130 - Hazed: Lagkiller, surely sometimes, the person who drunk half your beer... was you!
Stardate: 119005:0327 - Bandit: Burps and smirks*** at Lagkiller
Stardate: 119006:3195 - Zand: Just remember to wipe off the rim of that 1/2 full/empty glass to be safe
Stardate: 118995:2634 - Cloudbase: Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are. - Matt Lauer
Stardate: 119013:8913 - Lagkiller: If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain. - Winston Churchill
Stardate: 119014:2873 - Desaxman: If you're not drunk at thirty, then you finally graduated college and moved out of the frat. - Frank the Tank
Stardate: 119014:3836 - Sephorin: If the quotes that people remember you for are all run-on sentences, then you know you spent too much of your life drunk. -Sephorin
Stardate: 119014:4125 - Desaxman: No one remembers my quotes anyways since I'm not that memorable in fact I can't remember what I say most of the time myself maybe it's because I'm drunk most of my life, could that be it, I suppose it could be and maybe I should think about that more often instead of sitting around mumbling to myself having another beverage and trying to figure out how to get people to remember me because I think I am very quotable when you get down to it I don't know why I can't remember the last time I was quoted though
Stardate: 119020:3300 - Cloudbase: Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert EinsteinStardate: 119025:0076 - Buddy: Didja hear about the pirate who got a deal on gettin' his ears pierced?....Arrgh, matey, yes, he paid a buck-an-ear!Stardate: 119025:0319 - Lynnea: Am I making any synths at all?!
Stardate: 119025:0575 - Zand: Lynnea, you are completely synthslessStardate: 119029:1175 - Cloudbase: I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? - Paul MertonStardate: 119033:9258 - Eragon: space is the endless sea that everyone in fed2 has to sail
Stardate: 119033:9743 - Eragon: space is the sea never fully explored by noone.
Stardate: 119035:3721 - Zodraz: I'm sea sick already.
Stardate: 119039:8847 - Lagkiller: The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.- John Sladek
ACT OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "Did you finish punishing DJ and give him back his staff powers? "P"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yes"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, " Darn, should have made him suffer longer. He's a brat :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, " o::peaks to make sure there's not an I-beam coming her way::"
Black Market and Exchange
Controlling Fed's mouse population, Catspaws is here. Catspaws is carrying a keyring.
Djentsch says, "seems there is a cat that needs a baseball bat"
Djentsch lines up just right with Catspaws so that when he swings his bat, the cat gets the full hit.
Djentsch spits on his hands, takes a good grip on his bat and swings.
Djentsch watches as Catspaws goes flying out of the exchange and into the unknown.
Controlling Fed's mouse population, Catspaws has left.
Spynet report Catspaws:
Catspaws is a female feline who has recently arrived in Federation II DataSpace. She owns a Catseye registered Imperial class spaceship.
Catspaws was last heard of on Earth.
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