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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119228:2530 - Lagkiller: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Stardate: 119237:7271 - Nkir: Life is just one damned thing after another. Elbert Hubbard
Stardate: 119245:6820 - Nkir: It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950)

Stardate: 119255:7224 - Hazed: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Stardate: 119264:1758 - Hazed: A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree - Spike Milligan

Stardate: 119266:0968 - Nkir: If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
Stardate: 119266:4233 - Zodraz: Shut your mouth, stop playing, and get back to work. Mrs. Albert Einstein

Stardate: 119279:6816 - Lagkiller: I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
Stardate: 119279:6827 - Lagkiller: If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Stardate: 119282:2727 - Rowan: Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation. Darkness wakes, and stirs imagination.
Stardate: 119284:2353 - Zodraz: Morning creeps in, I've got no sensation. Stayed up too late, playing Federation.

Stardate: 119286:4028 - Occy: Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished."--Leslie Nielsen

MATCHING POSTS, MOOD AND ACT OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119272:7338 - Squeeky: have you hugged a mouse today?
Stardate: 119272:9295 - Insomnius: I hug my mouse every day!
Stardate: 119273:5681 - Looney: i don't have a mouse i have a track ball

wearing a shirt saying have you hugged a mouse today? Squeeky has just arrived.
Squeeky has given you a nice hug.
wearing a shirt saying have you hugged a mouse today? Squeeky has left.

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