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EARTHDATE: November 11, 2007

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119427:2957 - Bourbon: Some say if you are at the North Pole, you are on the topf of the world. Some say if are at the South Pole, you are at the botton of the world. So, if you are at the South Pole, and stand on your head, are you now on the top of the world ?

Stardate: 119427:6113 - Occy: When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.- Mark Twain

Stardate: 119428:1327 - Nkir: It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln

Stardate: 119437:5201 - Nkir: If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. Paul Newman

Stardate: 119439:3056 - Nkir: To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems! Homer Simpson

Stardate: 119439:9537 - Racingnut: Experience is not about what happened to you, it's about what you do with it after it happens. - unknown

Stardate: 119446:4297 - Hazed: Someone told me apathy is getting to be a real problem. But I don't care.

Stardate: 119453:0216 - Nkir: But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Carl Sagan
Stardate: 119453:5005 - Insomnius: hey, Bozo had something going for him, No one talks about Beeze the Clown, or Kepto the Clown!


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Although I did read recently that some kids had invented some wedgie-proof underwear as part of a science project"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fievel, "yes, I think I've heard about that wedgie-proof underwear. It's tearaway. I don't know what's worse, the wedgie or the risk of having someone come up with a handful of what you were wearing in a very personal place a few seconds earlier. ;-)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Right, plus you are left for the rest of the day not wearing any underwear"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I guess having a handful of dirty skivvies might put somebody off giving you a wedgie in the future, though"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fievel, "one might hope so"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "just look at Butters"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Word would soon get around: don't give Fred a wedgie, his undies are detachable"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fievel, "ROFL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fievel, "figure out a way to put flypaper on the waistband, then the perpetrator couldn't get rid of them, either."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Ewwwww"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fievel, "I'm getting some great mental pictures. LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fievel, "how to put a bully in their place"


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