LIVING IN A VIRTUAL WORLD
Conspiracy Theory Week 5
by Lagkiller
Along with the many facets of life we face in Fed these days, from the roaming horde of ravenous droids, to the demi-goddesses intent on galactic domination through chocolate, to late emperors who have been sustained by an administration that is run by geckos, this week's article will truly bring the world crashing down around you...
And then the computer will reboot.
Yes folks, the world you live in is a complete fictionalization. This means of course that everything you see, and everything you do, is generated by a computer program, designed solely to make your mind believe that you are in a "real universe". This theory doesn't have much in the way of scientific backing. But many unnamed scientists will give you the facts. The universe is not endless, this suggests that there is some sort of boundary and it is contradictory to all known science. Things happen, like link travel, which have no scientific basis at all. They in fact had to come up with the theory after they had discovered it. Many of the universal breakthroughs destroyed previous science, thus there is no way these actions could be considered true. Something is changing our universe, and aside from those silly deity believers, there has to be someone on the outside pulling the strings.
Who are you, great puppet master of the Fed world!?
So next time the world has a hiccup and you realize your exchange was set back 10 megs, realize that it has nothing to do with the GA's claims of universal time revivification, and there is no such thing as link travel, and if you really could build planets at no cost, why would there still be groundhogs?
Lagkiller, signing off
PS: Great puppet master, please don't delete me
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