After last week's top ten, where we came up with ways to keep a certain dozy event host awake for long enough to run his event, I thought we needed to come up with ways to make more players play the events. Here's the top ten suggestions.
| 1. |
Hold the event in a room with no exit, so once they enter, they can never leave. |
| 2. |
Disable the QUIT command. |
| 3. |
Hold the event in the Dorm - use Nightwatch to get them there and to bring them back every time they try to leave. |
| 4. |
Threaten to turn all those that don't attend into groundhogs. |
| 5. |
Offer free magazines from Dr Fogg's shop. |
| 6. |
Round them up using cattle prods. |
| 7. |
Offer a prize for the events. First prize: a night out with Dj. Second prize: 2 nights out with DJ. |
| 8. |
Introduce something to make the events more interesting... like holding them in a big pool of jello. |
| 9. |
Tell them you'll give out the pin number to the ATM. |
| 10. |
Threaten them that Arlene will give them a big kiss if they don't attend. |
Thanks to Angus and Djentsch for their suggestions.
