TOP TEN WORSE FED GIFTS
by Hazed
In real life you all have your list of the worst gifts to receive - a ghastly Christmas jumper, revolting aftershave or perfume that smells like something a cat produced, a useless household gadget, some fruitcake.
So what would be the worst gifts to receive in Fed? Here's the suggestions from the players.
| 1. |
A free pass to land on the sun - which doesn't work. |
| 2. |
An expired customs exemption certificate. |
| 3. |
A navcomp upgrade that keeps guiding you into the sun. |
| 4. |
Fifteen bays of livestock - what a mess in your cargo hold. |
| 5. |
A luncheon voucher that promises one free grope with Diesel - but it's a forgery. |
| 6. |
Eight bays of cereals that have got wet, giving you a ship full of porridge. |
| 7. |
A case of Diesel's Old Peculiar, but all the bottles are empty. |
| 8. |
The PIN for the ATM - it works, but you find out its run out of groats. |
| 9. |
A signed painting of Arlene. |
| 10. |
Fruitcake! |
Thanks to Djentsch and Jessecka for their suggestions.
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