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EARTHDATE: February 3, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 120143:1408 - Arlene: Arlene, please contact me.
Stardate: 120143:4749 - Catspaws: Arlene: Please don't contact me. Thank you.
Stardate: 120143:5465 - Arlene: Arlene, please contact Catspaws.
Stardate: 120143:5831 - Arlene: Arlene, I'm sorry we missed each other. Please let me know when we can meet to discuss shares. Thanks.
Stardate: 120143:5915 - Catspaws: Arlene: So glad I missed you. Hope to miss you again. Please let me know when you're going to be around so I can avoid you.

Stardate: 120157:9947 - Gandolf: Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Stardate: 120158:2286 - Angelfowl: A life? Where can I download one of those???"

Stardate: 120165:0617 - Gandolf: Glory: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a gold factory. Oh, Glory indeed! Gold flake glitter for everyone!

Stardate: 120165:6898 - Otter: Only in FED is there a holiday for the lowliest rank - Groundhog Day

Stardate: 120190:7657 - Arlene: I am the cheapest good allowed by law.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "A new fad is causing an increase in demand for probes. It's better if you don't ask questions about this fad."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "squeek"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "Anyone got any wd-40? My fed is squeeking"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "Welp, Im back to where I started: Treasury: -62,312,173ig"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Otter, "might as well torch the place and collect on the insurance"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "Im a wuss, I wouldnt dare kill 1020 WTs, even If I do whip the stuffing out of them every now and then"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bubba, "one other question....when do the daily resets happen?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "8.00am eastern time"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "But who's counting? Live life like there are no resets. That's my motto."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Good motto, Mono. Pointless and meaningless, of course."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Pointless and meaningless... Gives me an idea for a few other mottos, actually"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bubba, "Like, "All action is futile""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better at doing nothing."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Today is the first day of the rest of your pointless and meaningless life"


EXPLANATION OF WHAT THE RESET IS OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "A small alien in the centre of the Sun rounds all the decimals, empties all the drinks, and sweeps all the floors and then we can get back in. It all takes the blink of an eye."


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