TOP TEN REASONS TO EXILE SOMEONE
by Hazed
Planet owners can exile people they don't like, turning them back at the border so they can't visit. But why do POs choose to use this command? Here's some of the players' suggested answers the question: why did you exile me?
| 1. |
You looked at me funny. |
| 2. |
You refused to buy me a drink when you visited my planet. |
| 3. |
Well, you see, we were hanging out together, and I drank just WAY too much and passed out on the couch, you see? And when I woke up... You're just EXILED ok?! |
| 4. |
You littered. |
| 5. |
You don't bring me flowers any more. |
| 6. |
I don't like names beginning with Z. Or ending with Z. Or containing a Z. Or any other letters of the alphabet. Stupid letters. |
| 7. |
You perform random kiss-and-run missions. |
| 8. |
You bought out my entire stock of meats for a bbq on my planet... and didn't invite me. |
| 9. |
You have a running bar tab on my planet of 2,618,574 ig. |
| 10. |
Just because I can! |
Thanks to Nomad for the theme, and Djmayhem, Monodefuego, Nomad and Trilleth for their reasons.
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