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EARTHDATE: May 11, 2008

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TOP TEN FED MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS

by Hazed

So what do you get for your Fed mom on Mother's Day? Here are the suggestions the players came up with.

1. A chocolate truffle, from Chocolate Heaven on Magellan.
2. A 75-ton load of furs.
3. A night out at the Droid Theatre on Venus.
4. Gold!
5. Catnip - well, it would be appropriate if your family was feline.
6. A day at the zoo, where she can relate to whichever animal most resembles her kids.
7.

A spacebloom.

8. A meal at the most expensive restaurant in Sol, Fortenzi's on the Moon. But you will have to have made a reservation a year ago...
9. Slithies... so she can buy something she really wants.
10.

A sex change so she can celebrate father's day too.


Thanks to Bourbon, Dragontracker and Maguanste for their suggestions.


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