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EARTHDATE: July 20, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 121491:7061 - Hazed: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is sweet. Therefore, revenge is ice cream!
Stardate: 121491:7986 - Allanon: So giving revenge is giving people their just desserts?

Stardate: 121496:4944 - Andrew: The easiest way to get back on your feet.....Miss a car payment!.............Unknown Banker

Stardate: 121501:1729 - Gandolf: The cat you offended last week is willing to be petted today. Location: Crossroads on Mars.
Stardate: 121501:6222 - Squeeky: now why would i want to pet a cat? :)
Stardate: 121502:8332 - Catspaws: The cat who offended me last week is still to be kicked, today and every day. Location: Crossroads on Mars. Tell the creature Catspaws sent you.... ::licks her paw smugly::
Stardate: 121507:1742 - Squeeky: any cat that can offend catspaws is a friend of mine

Stardate: 121552:3444 - Gandolf: Stop trying to make voice contact, yelling into your keyboard won't help.

Stardate: 121586:9942 - Xuul: Paging Doctor Frankenstein. There is a woman on line 2 calling about your personal ad, "Foot loose and fancy free?" She says she's your bride.

Stardate: 121605:0089 - Gandolf: To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?

Stardate: 121615:6297 - Dork: Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's within walking distance.

Stardate: 121628:9665 - Nomad: They should put a warning on time machines stating clockwise goes forward in time and counter clockwise goes backwards in time, now i am stuck 5 weeks in the furture and left the keys to the machine back in time.........


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself.... Angelfowl is here.

333,.....I'm only half evil Andrew is here.

You Had Me At Beer! Andrew has just arrived. Andrew is carrying a keyring.


DRINK OF THE WEEK

Buddy has bought you a neat glass of Android Gin distilled directly inside his android body...don't mind the bits of positronic residue, it's good for you! Trust him;)


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "alright...according to religion the number 666 represents the evil one. And when you transfer 2 megs into your planet you have to pay 666,666 in taxes. So is this proof that the tax man is 1001 time more evil than the devil?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kimberly, "actually, according to ancient numerology, 6 is the number of man, 3 is the number of perfection. So 666 would be man perfected. You could also see the taxman as having the perfect job. :/


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