POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 122621:4761 - Zand: Despite the high cost of living, It still continues to be very popular.
Stardate: 122622:0068 - Occy: Breaking News: The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery."
Stardate: 122624:2537 - Zand: Don't let your mind wander.... It's too small to be left alone.
Stardate: 122632:5600 - Gandroid: It is my opinion that it is better to regret having done something than it is to regret not having done anything at all. Vote for Fed2 today.
Stardate: 122627:9089 - Riley: Why do we say How are you, when the only answer we want is "I am ok" and we dont want to get "I hate my life" or Bad?
Stardate: 122628:3253 - Buddy: Easiest solution is to stop asking;)
Stardate: 122628:5446 - Jake: Which, Riley, is why most introductions between friends begin with Hey!, with the proper response being, hey. All other implied questions regarding the health and welfare of each party are obviated by that simple greeting and response.
Stardate: 122633:2188 - Zand: The secret of success is to take credit for other's ideas. Have any?
Stardate: 122641:1800 - Zand: Seen on a fence: NO TRESPASSING All violators will be shot. Survivors, will be shot again.
Stardate: 122642:9424 - Hazed: Did I already post about deja vu?
Stardate: 122652:6793 - Zardoz: They told me that practice makes perfect... then they told me that no one is perfect. So I quit practicing.
Stardate: 122667:8992 - Zand: There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those that don't
Stardate: 122668:0059 - Gandroid: What do you mean there are only 10 kinds of people? There are 11 kinds of people, but only 10 with the understanding of binary.
Stardate: 122668:0433 - Quizlo: Two bits were walking down the street. One bit said to the other 'I don't feel so good today.' The other bit turns and says 'Oh I'm sorry. What's wrong?' The first bit says 'I don't know but I feel a little off.'
Stardate: 122668:0920 - Gandroid: A neutron and electron were walking down the street, the electron complaining heavily about failure to bond with others, when the neutron looks up and says 'Stop being so negative!'
Stardate: 122676:2993 - Gandroid: I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
Stardate: 122676:3432 - Zand: I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Stardate: 122687:1509 - Zand: Know right from wrong... Wrong is the FUN one
Stardate: 122693:1913 - Gandroid: You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
Stardate: 122694:9477 - Zand: Tact is for people who aren't witty enought to be Sarcastic! There, that was tactfull enough, wasn't it?
Stardate: 122711:0563 - Zand: Who says nothing is impossible? One can do nothing one's whole life........
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "to continue the previous conversation, 'what light through yonder window breaks, it is the sun...........and I can't read my darn monitor"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dopplershift, "Rule #1, always greet the Demi-Goddess...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Meijerman, "hi hazed, Rule #2 if in doubt refer to rule #1"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Rule #3: With Chocolate, you may disregard any and all other rules."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I am not so weak-willed that I am willing to drop all my standards just because you waft some chocolate under my nose... mmmm... that smell... oh alright then!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "hi Hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "The silence has been broken!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I'm sure the insurance will cover it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Why do I always wake up here with my frock over my head?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "Because you're naughty."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Well that's obvious.But with who?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "I'm sure they're still trying to forget."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I remember very well it wasn't me!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "And I bet you regret it!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "Check Asylum and see which blubbering sobbing idiot was recently admitted."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jezz, "well um.. hanging from the rafters by your toes would do that"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Oooh, somebody brought a firework to Zandzabar and lit one of my Spice warehoues afire.... but at least it smells really good"
FOOD JOKE OF THE WEEK
After a long discussion about various exotic foodstuffs (wild haggis, rocky mountain oysters, live grasshoppers)
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dopplershift, "BRB, time to wok the dog....."
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