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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 123341:0337 - Gandroid: Why is is that if someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe you will beleive them, but if they tell you the wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be certain?

Stardate: 123341:1398 - Cloudbase: If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Stardate: 123342:2765 - Jezz: I don't know, Cloudbase... I always put the filling on the same side as the butter.

Stardate: 123342:4870 - Gandolf: If you mix pasta with antipasta, does your dinner explode? -- Moonus

Stardate: 123345:5555 - Fletcher: Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter ... he isn't gonna come when you call him anyway.

Stardate: 123365:5415 - Cloudbase: Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Stardate: 123372:4283 - Arlene: When it doubt, frock it!

Stardate: 123375:5332 - Cloudbase: Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Stardate: 123376:7917 - Arlene: The mirror in my ship is broken. No matter how much I drink, I don't seem to get any more beautiful.

Stardate: 123378:7500 - Occy: The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."--Robert Frost,

Stardate: 123385:9553 - Hazed: Imagine a world where there were no hypothetical situations...

Stardate: 123394:2696 - Freya: Due to recent budget cuts and the cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions and the continued decline of the world-wide economy, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Stardate: 123395:6826 - Cloudbase: If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

Stardate: 123411:3104 - Jezz: This is a TEST of the Emergency Broadcast System.. @BEEEEEP@.. That was only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we'd be too busy saving our butts to tell you anything, so please stay in your homes so we can identify the bodies later. Thank you.

Stardate: 123414:5128 - Occy: Silence is golden but Ductape is Silver!'

Stardate: 123423:3897 - Arlene: There really should be a rank called Arlenist. After all, you all want to be me. Right?
Stardate: 123423:4918 - Zardoz: Talk about an incentive to promote.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

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