The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: May 10, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 124126:7536 - Hazed: The most important thing is sincerity; if you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Stardate: 124164:1406 - Occy: Humor is just another defense against the universe."--Mel Brooks,

Stardate: 124171:4817 - Zand: Attention! Zandzabar, in the Oasis system, will be promoting tomorrow. Prepare for major disturbances in the space time continuum. There may even be a rip in the fabric of space itself. This has been a test of the Emergency Preparedness System. If this had been an actual promotion notice, I would have dropped dead. Thank you for your patience.
Stardate: 124172:0396 - Dingbat: Attention Zand! This is a identity theft alert. Someone has highjacked your comm unit and used it to post to the notice board. Had that been an actual Zand post, it would have been called a test of "Teh Emergency Preparedness System". Not to worry, we were not fooled. Thank you. That is all.

Stardate: 124172:8828 - Lynnea: Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

Stardate: 124174:5018 - Gandroid: Nothing tips like a cow


QUOTES OF THE WEEk

After the publication of last week's top ten:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "you mean that top 10 yesterday was for real....lol"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Ah. I have "The Complete Idiots Guide to Being an Idiot". It comes in handy."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "I thought you wrote that one, KB?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You need a guide to being an idiot? I thought it came naturally."


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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