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REAL LIFE NEWS: IT'S TRUE, GUYS ARE DISGUSTING

by Hazed

Guys. They really are disgusting. They will wee anywhere! By the side of the road, up against buildings, even in the lift of the tower block I used to live in.

Now here's a story about some guys who were caught on camera weeing into Old Faithful!

The webcam was installed last year so that viewers could watch live streaming video of the iconic geyser in Yellowstone National Park. Viewers one evening last week were outraged when they saw a group of six trespassers venture off the boardwalk where visitors are supposed to stay; two of them then urinated into the geyser and one dropped a rock into it.

Those watching at home wasted no time in reporting this disgusting behavior to park officials, who dispatched park rangers to the scene, and were apprehended when they returned to the boardwalk. They'll be up in front of a magistrate later this month, and the pictures from the webcam will be prime evidence.

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