POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 124294:6454 - Occy: I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."--Thomas Edison
Stardate: 124300:9354 - Jezz: News Flash!!..the Society of Terms Usages Pronunciations Idioms & Diction has decided to change it's name due to the negative reaction the acronym has received from the public. From now on the group responsible for analyzing language shift throughout the galaxy will be known as the Interplanetary Diction and Inter-species Oratory Translation Society.
Stardate: 124310:8912 - Freya: Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand
Stardate: 124312:5767 - Occy: And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Stardate: 124316:8481 - Hazed: There is no situation so dire that a hot bath cannot improve ones outlook. - Jacqueline Carey
Stardate: 124317:5485 - Xorna: And a hot bath with a close friend can make a dire situation seem positively rosy. - Xorna
Stardate: 124343:1707 - Jordis: Insert your own witty comment here <_____>
Stardate: 124343:6179 - Deadwood: Insert* <error found command aborted>
Stardate: 124346:5979 - Quizlo: One good thing about the restrictions on alts in the game, at least the lines to the loo are shorter.
Stardate: 124362:4971 - Gandroid: Somewhere: A new fad is causing an increase in demand for sensors.... I can only assume it is because everyone is trying to determine where they are.
Stardate: 124368:6880 - Freya: Don't be a cog in the machine when you can be a spanner in the works!
Stardate: 124381:7434 - Buddy: And here, all this time, I thought those "End Road Work" signs were hung in protest of all the street construction
Stardate: 124395:5164 - Freya: All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
Stardate: 124396:1570 - Gandroid: There are no stupid questions. Are there?
Stardate: 124400:5136 - Lynnea: The last time I had an open mind leaves from the gutter blew in.
Stardate: 124400:8201 - Zardoz: That's Lynnea... her mind is always in the gutter.
Stardate: 124419:0408 - Zand: Don't Think Twice. If you didn't get it the first time, you won't get it the second time. Unknown
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mikeaelaian, "what exactly is fondant?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jezz, "roll out icing basically"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "An insect that likes you."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jordis, "One of my facs seems to have disappeared."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Rioting on Luna has destroyed an Artifacts factory belonging to Inferno Heating Oil Co.?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Nope."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jordis, "Well, it would have been Sauterne"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bella, "when was it last there?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jordis, "and there is no rioting, nor has there been"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jordis, "The last I knew it was there was about 1 week ago"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bella, "did you get any mail?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jordis, "I have been out of town, so don't no when exactly"
[pause...]
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jordis, "Apparently I did, yes"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bella, "and?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jordis, "Those stupid share holders"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jordis, "Apparently they siezed one of my factories"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angelfowl, "hmmm, I need a name for my super evil life sucking magic user group!"
HELPFUL ANSWERS OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dingbat, "do we know when the code is going in, Freya?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "yes"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dingbat, "are you willing to tell us?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "Yes, Dingbat"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dingbat, "lol...ok then...when will the code be going in, Freya?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "In due course"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dingbat, "and when will that be?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "When the time is right."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dingbat, "and when will that be?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "When the omens and portents are propitious"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Pajamian, "IIRC the stock answer back in the AOL Fed days to that question was "by Christmas""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Pajamian, "of course they never said which *year* that Christmas would fall on."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "When Our Illustrious Leader decides"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "two weeks, in due course, before Christmas"
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