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EARTHDATE: June 21, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 124500:5393 - Logical: If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side? ---George Carlin

Stardate: 124500:6960 - Quizlo: One of Fed's greatest calamities: an accidental stockpile reset. ;-) and the scramble to catch as much possible before goods are sent to the planet :-0

Stardate: 124500:9902 - Cliffsreject: some relationships are like broken glass...its better to leave them broken then cut yourself trying to fix them
Stardate: 124502:0253 - Zardoz: Some relationships are like glue... you're stuck with the... OW!... Jezz, when did you get home?

Stardate: 124525:3979 - Arthurfrayn: The reason there aren't as many posts on the board anymore is because someone stole the chalk! Was it you?

Stardate: 124528:9201 - Occy: The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Stardate: 124536:7083 - Occy: I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Damdm, "My cat is so lazy, he has the mice bring his food to him"

Watson were camping... Sherlock Holmes said, "Watson, what do you see, and what do you deduce from it?"... Watson said, "Why Holmes, I see the stars, and the beautiful array of their splendor, and from this magnificent tapestry, I deduce that we are not random, that there must be a reason, a force, a meaning for our being"...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "Sherlock Holmes said, "Watson, you idiot, someone stole our tent.""

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