TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU GET LOST IN SPACE
by Hazed
A Captain hauling cargo yesterday was given a contract to an out of Sol planet... and he couldn't find it. He was forced to ask for help on the comms. Which inspired this week's top ten: the top ten things to do when you get lost in space.
| 10. |
Wander around until you run out of gas. |
| 9. |
Stop and ask for directions (female players only). |
| 8. |
Stay where you are and hope the planet's rotation brings it to your location. |
| 7. |
Hope that customs comes and snags you. |
| 6. |
Try and see if you can get Dj to come and find you. |
| 5. |
Wait for the PO to show up and change the map to make it easier. |
| 4. |
Wait for a stray asteroid to come and knock you into the planet's orbit. |
| 3. |
Commit suicide and hope that it takes you to the planet's hospital. |
| 2. |
Get Dj to call nightwatch. |
And the number one thing to do when you get lost in space is...
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| 1. |
Decide that you didn't really want to go there (wherever there is!) anyway. |
Thanks to Dj and Logical for their suggestions.
And as a bonus, here's one I rejected: Carefully and methodically map the space areas until you find where you want to go... we all know nobody's going to do that!
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