Official News page 11

REAL LIFE NEWS STORIES THAT GOT AWAY

by Hazed

I had more stories than I could use this week, so here's some that I decide not to cover:

Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate
http://www.1010wins.com/Man-Dies-after-Falling-Into-Vat-of-Chocolate-in-NJ/4762845
What a way to go!

Man tries to fix airbed, blows up apartment
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090715/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_mattress
See, I told you DIY was dangerous.

Couple get 24 toasters as wedding gifts
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5716370/Couple-get-24-toasters-as-wedding-gifts.html
I hope they were given the receipts.

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